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A note of fact- Under Armor is an clothing designed with exercise in mind. It is not intended to be a girdle.
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08-09-2010 21:30 by
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the big bad wolf asks little red riding hood for a bj she replies "stick with the story your supposed to eat me." thats my kinda gal
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08-09-2010 21:15
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A Blonde caught a fish and when asked how big it was she said “3 ½ pounds.” Then when asked how long? She said “It took me about 20 min”
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08-09-2010 21:09
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dated a blind girl once. Her name was ::. :.. .:. ::: :.
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08-09-2010 21:03
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From now on, whenever my toilet gets clogged I'm going to call it a "top kill."
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08-09-2010 20:17 by
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I wonder why everyone thinks I'm weird? Everyone in my head thinks I'm awesome!!! :p
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08-09-2010 20:15
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This economy is so bad I actually saw a guy in the back of a limo hand another guy in a limo a bottle of generic yellow mustard.
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08-09-2010 20:14 by
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Stop laughing at Ziggy. He obviously has a medical condition.
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08-09-2010 20:13 by
Tom
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If Death hands you lemons, just eat them. Peels and all. It really doesn't matter at that point.
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08-09-2010 20:12 by
Tom
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OMG !!! This Jail Cell gets free Wi-Fi !!!
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08-09-2010 18:32 by
TB
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wears boxers so my ..... can breathe
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08-09-2010 18:18
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Making mirrors look good, since 1979
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08-09-2010 17:23
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That girl is such a drunk. Every time I'm at a bar she's there.
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08-09-2010 17:23
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Sometimes I regret surgically removing my feet and replacing them with wheels... But not today!!! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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08-09-2010 17:22
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Whatever doesn't kill me makes me all like, "Whoa! That was close!"
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08-09-2010 17:20
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Just left the bar. Did you guys know you can leave while you're still able to walk?!
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08-09-2010 17:19
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I have a great sense of humor... --If you don't believe me, look at my Ex!
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08-09-2010 17:19 by
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Society is never going to make any progress until we all learn to pretend to like each other.
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08-09-2010 17:12
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I don't think I'll ever reach the age where I'm old enough to know better.
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08-09-2010 17:10
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The point is not everyone is gonna be a millionaire.If you're happy, you're successful.
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