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X Men leave the house thinking someone wants to have sex with them so they pack condoms. Women think the same so they pack mace and a taser.
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←Rate | 08-31-2010 15:34 by MBH | Tags: Approved

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Tuesday August 31, 2010 @ 05:53 PM

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