Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Granny- "I like pushing those rotating doors you get on the way into some places, really fast when there are people in them because it means they have to kind of run to stay standing"
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10-10-2010 05:24
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just changed his relationship status from single to engaged and back to single to see if any chicks will try to get me on the rebound.
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10-10-2010 05:02 by tol
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noticed it is 10-10-10 @ 10.10 AM... awesome!
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10-10-2010 04:13
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You dang woodchucks, quit chucking my wood!
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10-10-2010 03:08 by Rp
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You only eat candy corn when there's no other candy to eat.
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10-10-2010 02:30
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CALL 1-800-OUR-BAD, IF YOUR BRAKES DONT WORK.
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10-10-2010 02:28
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woke up really really really early today just to post on facebook "i've beaten my alarmclock today"
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10-10-2010 01:55
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ha today is10/10/10
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10-10-2010 01:52
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on the way to Comaland. That's about 24 minutes north of Shutupimsleepingville, which is right outside of Setthealarm Village.
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10-10-2010 01:21
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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.
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10-10-2010 00:54
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Whoever said laughter is the best medicine never had diarrhea!
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10-10-2010 00:49 by SamWarren
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Girl was laughing when she saw my lil wee wee...You should have saw her face when I said GO GO GADGET
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10-09-2010 22:31 by joe k
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I just gave my chiwawa a can of mighty dog. He is now in alaska pulling a dog sled. By himself
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10-09-2010 22:13
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I wanna know heather 25's full name so I can find her on facebook. She is pretty damn funny
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10-09-2010 21:53 by joe k
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anyone going to tell America's Funniest Home Videos about youtube?
Don't get me wrong, I totally hear what you're saying, I just don't give a d*mn.
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10-09-2010 20:28 by Heather25
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If anybody asks, I was on Facebook all night tonight, okay? Thanks for having my back, everyone.
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10-09-2010 20:25 by Heather25
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Don't you hate that moment when you think to yourself, why did I just say that?
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10-09-2010 20:23 by Heather25
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I feel a sin comin on....
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10-09-2010 20:22 by Pshh
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I wonder how police on bikes arrest people, "Alright, get in the basket."
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10-09-2010 20:13 by Heather25
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