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   messageicon can never enjoy Sundays, because in the back of my mind I know I have work the next day. It's like trying to enjoy your last meal before execution.
←Rate | 10-02-2010 22:58 by Kelevra Comments (1)  


   messageicon : Am I the only one who sat in class during high school and imagined what I would do to people if I could stop time?
←Rate | 10-28-2010 20:03 by Kelevra Comments (0)  


   messageicon Try this, the next time your friend is drunk, switch his/her mom's number with their girlfriend/boyfriend's...
←Rate | 12-19-2010 11:37 by Kelevra Comments (0)  


   messageicon Go to Google Translating tool. From English to French, translate "Take a Dirty Picture for me." Then Copy and Paste back into the box the French words and Translate from French to English.
←Rate | 12-06-2010 12:33 by Kelevra Comments (9)  


   messageicon Some women talk way too much. Sometimes I wish they can run out of minutes like cell phones. Her - "Let me tell you something else..." You - "Haha, You can only talk on nights and weekends now!"
←Rate | 12-24-2010 00:28 by Kelevra Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate when people tell you their life story against your will. I think it's a form of low level rape.
←Rate | 12-02-2010 09:39 by Kelevra Comments (0)  


   messageicon Go to Google Translate and translate from German to German. Paste this into the box "pv zk pv pv zk pv zk kz zk pv pv pv zk pv zk zk pzk pzk pvzkpvpvzk kkkkk bsch" Click Listen!
←Rate | 11-29-2010 11:38 by Kelevra Comments (7)  


   messageicon A boomerang is a Frisbee for lonely kids.
←Rate | 01-19-2011 23:28 by Kelevra Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whoever at Comedy Central decided that they should allow The Situation to be a roast should be fired. His set was more painful than getting a three-fingered prostate exam!
←Rate | 03-15-2011 23:20 by Kelevra Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ctrl+V...Ruining every sense of originality since its invention.
←Rate | 12-19-2010 11:15 by Kelevra Comments (0)  


   messageicon How long does it take for an ejaculation to become mature?
←Rate | 11-13-2010 00:16 by Kelevra Comments (0)  


   messageicon "You can't see London. You can't see France, until we see your underpants." -TSA
←Rate | 12-07-2010 10:45 by Kelevra Comments (0)  


   messageicon My girlfriend complains that I don't tell her how much I love her. I don't want to upset her.
←Rate | 12-24-2010 11:35 by Kelevra Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Hey Mary, what is this I hear about you having sex with God for money?" "Oh. Nothing. I was just trying to make a little prophet."
←Rate | 12-22-2010 14:45 by Kelevra Comments (2)  


   messageicon Am I the only one who feels that if I had to describe urine's color and possible taste, that I should point to a yellow Vitamin Water?
←Rate | 05-25-2011 23:52 by Kelevra Comments (0)  


   messageicon I heard that a guy fell out fo the 13th story window of a building and he died! Spooky...
←Rate | 11-12-2010 15:12 by Kelevra Comments (4)  


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