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X is "Hey Mary, what is this I hear about you having sex with God for money?" "Oh. Nothing. I was just trying to make a little prophet."
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←Rate | 12-22-2010 14:45 by Kelevra | Tags: Approved

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Thursday December 23, 2010 @ 03:26 PM

*gasp* BLASPHEMER BEGONE! Your soul shall go to HELL after we BURN you at the stake and then we shall relieve our bowels upon your unholy, charred remains!

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