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   messageicon Life is the art of drawing without an eraser.
←Rate | 10-28-2010 16:21 by inezt Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever you're talking to someone who is really attractive, the odds of you doing something stupid are multiplied by 100
←Rate | 10-29-2010 16:08 by inezt Comments (0)  


   messageicon Seriously someone has to teach Cupid how to shoot straight
←Rate | 10-28-2010 16:22 by inezt Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't worry about life, you're not going to survive it anyway.
←Rate | 10-28-2010 16:21 by inezt Comments (0)  


   messageicon Attack life, it's going to kill you anyway
←Rate | 10-28-2010 16:22 by inezt Comments (1)  


   messageicon I respect you so much I salute you with 1 finger
←Rate | 10-29-2010 16:08 by inezt Comments (0)  


   messageicon WHO's GUILTY? Husband and Wife are sleeping. Wife dreaming at night suddenly shouts "Quick my husband is back". Husband gets up & jumps out of the window!
←Rate | 10-29-2010 16:10 by inezt Comments (2)  


   messageicon Dear Heart, I met a boy today.....prepare to shatter
←Rate | 10-29-2010 16:07 by inezt Comments (0)  


   messageicon let's flip a coin. heads, i'm yours. tails, you're mine
←Rate | 10-29-2010 16:07 by inezt Comments (0)  


   messageicon To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful
←Rate | 10-29-2010 16:09 by inezt Comments (0)  


   messageicon you will always be the answer, when somebody asks me what I'm thinking about
←Rate | 10-29-2010 16:06 by inezt Comments (0)  


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