Funny Status Messages for Facebook

X is engineering the electricals.

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X is dividing by zero!

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X is gathering rocks to throw at you

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X is "has changed their status to ""drinking beer in the shower."" 9:03am"

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X is "in another castle, sorry Mario."

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X is an office zombie: Bored to undeath

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X is harvesting paperclips from work

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X is "not for everyone. Clinical tests show that X may cause nausea, fatigue, and kidney or liver problems. Ask your doctor if X is right for you."

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X is not the droid you're looking for.

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X is the next contestant on The Price Is Right!

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X is hiding under your bed.

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X is taking over the world

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X is trapped in the Facebook status message textbox; send help!

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X is "in your Facebook account, deleting your friends"

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X is making friends and influencing people

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X is chillin like a villain.

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X is kind of a big deal.

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X is going to make the biggest paper airplane ever.

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X is known to cause cancer in the state of California

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X is not wearing pants.

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