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cable TV.... helping us avoid Presidential speeches for nearly four decades
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09-10-2014 20:19 by
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Happy Hallogivemas!!!!!! It's the time of year when the stores sell Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas stuff all on ONE aisle!
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09-19-2014 20:03
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If I ever get a hamster I'm naming it MC Hamster. I might buy one for that reason alone....
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06-17-2015 11:53
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My nickname at work is "I thought they fired you"
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06-18-2015 16:51
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Whenever I see a suggestion box, I put in, "Get rid of suggestion box."
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07-05-2015 19:51 by
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Why must I prove I'm me, if I'm callin to pay my bill. Do strangers call to pay my bills? If they do, then let them, you idiots!
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07-09-2015 19:43 by
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No man has ever won a game of 'notice anything different about me?'
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07-12-2015 21:08
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The cashier at the dollar store told me to have a good day like my purchase of shelf liner suggested any other plan.
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10-12-2015 09:44 by
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Remember that episode on Cosby Show where Vanessa got drunk and was hung over..........I'm thinking Cosby did that
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12-31-2015 09:56
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Well since the government is shutdown that means he shouldn't be taking any taxes out of my next paycheck.
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10-02-2013 15:05 by
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I only have two feelings, it's either "I'm hungry" or "I shouldn't have eaten this much"
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11-06-2013 07:05 by
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I've yet to check the status of my Lotto ticket. My biggest fear is that for last five hours here at work, I've put up with unnecessary bull****
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11-06-2013 14:10 by
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- Thanks to me, you'll probably start seeing 'For Display Only' signs on the toilets at Home Depot.
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11-22-2013 19:01 by
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I saved over $1000.00 on Black Friday. I stayed home and didn't shop.
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11-30-2013 05:36
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I overheard 2 girls say there was a creepy dude listening to their conversation.
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12-01-2013 09:27
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Women with large breasts are generally more successful than men with large breasts.
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02-19-2016 18:09
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All shoes are technically buy one get one free...
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12-08-2013 07:51
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Can't believe it's been a whole year since the world ended in 2012
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12-14-2013 13:32
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People who bite icecream scare the hell out of me
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12-14-2013 13:33
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I think Oprah should marry Deepak Choprah and take his last name.
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02-07-2014 21:30 by
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