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I don't think my Neighbor's wife watches porn, I have been cleaning her pool for 3 hours now and she still hasn't invited me inside :/
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02-10-2014 19:54 by
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I knew my Girl was cheating on me when she said she was at the mall with Chelsea but Chelsea was laying right next to me. SMH
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12-04-2015 12:12 by
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So I Went to pick up my date for homecoming, Her father said make sure she is home and in bed before 11PM, I Said " Don't worry Sir, I'll have her in bed by 830" :D
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10-03-2013 13:47 by
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Breaking News : Shots Fired at Capitol Hill, In Other Words Olympus Has Fallen \ :O /
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10-03-2013 15:04 by
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Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore I was wearing one but I was still shot by the woman's husband
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06-26-2014 15:26 by
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"Hey Baby, My Magic watch says you don't have any underwear on" "Oh, You do?" "It must be 15 Minutes fast ' :)
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12-04-2013 09:56 by
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Pro tip:When women want to be held, hold em When they're sad, love em When they're drunk, try for butthole. It's easier when they're drunk \ :D /
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10-25-2013 09:30 by
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