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   messageicon telling everybody to remember that there are two words that will open a lot of doors for you " Push and Pull"
←Rate | 05-12-2009 03:58 by Alejo | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon some say the glass is half empty, some say it's half full... I say "Are you gonna drink that?"
←Rate | 06-28-2009 13:10 by ritchie_bonk | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon drinking coffee so I can do stupid things faster and with more energy.
←Rate | 08-09-2009 13:43 by Tim Gebhart | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to pick on rich women than biker gangs.
←Rate | 10-14-2009 03:48 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
←Rate | 11-15-2009 22:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 10% of people genuinely care about your problems. The other 90% are glad that you've got them.
←Rate | 10-30-2010 17:12 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever I Google something, I get so distracted by the absurd things others have Googled that I rarely get my answer.
←Rate | 11-08-2010 12:21 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon At my house, it is customary for you to go back to yours as soon as possible.
←Rate | 12-07-2010 22:35 by @Jimboleem Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have been hit hard with the "Your kids will turn out just like you" curse!
←Rate | 12-08-2010 15:11 by Heather25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're dyslexic then this numbers game is not for you!
←Rate | 12-08-2010 20:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only contribution some people make to society is carbon dioxide.
←Rate | 02-03-2010 12:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders why is it that when someone wants to give me advice they "put their two cents in" but I only get "a penny for my thoughts". Where is that second penny going? I think I might be getting ripped off...
←Rate | 03-16-2010 09:57 by QueenBee404 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Miley Cyrus is going to coach and mentor the Top 11 Finalists on American Idol...In related news, the same agent has booked Tiger Woods to be the mentor on The Bachelor ...
←Rate | 03-23-2010 13:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon if at first you don't succeed, you will never make it to second.
←Rate | 03-24-2010 17:02 by QueenBee404 Comments (0)  


   messageicon realizes he is too apologetic sometimes. Sorry.
←Rate | 03-30-2010 12:50 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's funny how the people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
←Rate | 04-04-2011 22:58 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're talking behind my back, you're in a good position to kiss my a$$!!
←Rate | 05-01-2011 17:59 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm gonna show up for work with a skip on my step, ans a huge smile on my face. USA! USA! USA!
←Rate | 05-02-2011 00:38 by Magnus Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bachelors degree made possible by adderall
←Rate | 05-17-2011 16:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My laboratory assistant has invented a device that allows you to steal other people's ideas and then permanently delete them from the subject's memory. Why didn't I think of that?
←Rate | 05-18-2011 14:47 Comments (0)  



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