Funny Status Message #83114
X "Try the morphine, it's excellent today."
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- # 53329 The word "Excellent" has many meanings. For example, if a man were to shoot his Grandmother at a range of five hundred yards, I would call him an "excellent" shot, but I don't think that's what Bill and Ted meant by "Be Excellent to each other!"
- # 68163 Aw, this is nice. Today is Be An Angel Day. And they all laughed at me when I said this harp would come in handy one day. Who's laughing now, huh?! So, um, yeah, be excellent to each other today, k?
- # 158574 Laughter is the best medicine........unless you have Morphine. Then Morphine is the best medicine.
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