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   messageicon Refusing to accept refugees is not cold and heartless. I lock my doors every night; not because I hate the people on the outside but because I love the people on the inside.
←Rate | 11-19-2015 08:45 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The deep freeze of winter has finally arrived. It's that time of year when most women and Bruce Jenner say thank God for padded bras.
←Rate | 11-19-2015 10:08 by @AQuintinSmith Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you lived in Mountain View CA you wouldn't need the internet you can just stop by Google and ask them questions in person.
←Rate | 11-19-2015 10:12 by @AQuintinSmith Comments (0)  

   messageicon Life is about what you do after the knock happens.
←Rate | 11-19-2015 10:14 by @AQuintinSmith Comments (0)  

   messageicon dont know who this lady ISIS is but she must be one crazy B ****
←Rate | 11-19-2015 10:19 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Jared fogle got 15 1/2 years in prison. Ironically, that's the same age he likes his woman.
←Rate | 11-19-2015 14:46 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Any female singer not named Adele shouldn't spend a lot of time writing her Grammy acceptance speech...
←Rate | 11-19-2015 16:10 Comments (0)  

   messageicon You are a soul driving a meat-covered-skeleton made of stardust hurtling through space on an organic spaceship. Fear nothing.
←Rate | 11-19-2015 16:20 Comments (0)  

   messageicon There's way too much religion in the South to be consistent with good mental health.~ George Carlin
←Rate | 11-19-2015 16:21 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I JUST HEARD THERE IS A COUGAR ON THE LOOSE IN TOWN. I just baited a trap with a Best of air supply cd and a bottle of wine.. I'll catch her
←Rate | 11-19-2015 17:28 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The suicide bomber was an outgoing person? More like an inside-out going person.
←Rate | 11-19-2015 18:56 by jimtheump Comments (0)  

   messageicon Jerod has been sentenced to 15 years of all the footlongs that we wants
←Rate | 11-19-2015 21:36 by cpaman Comments (0)  

   messageicon THANKSGIVING DAY = A day when you sit uncomfortably between two people on a long flight so you can sit uncomfortably between two people and eat a meal while people say negative things about each other and start a fight. >>>
←Rate | 11-19-2015 21:37 Comments (0)  

   messageicon >>> Upset many will leave the home to go to a retail store where they can fight with complete strangers over unneeded and useless crap that our spoiled lives really didn't need in the first place.
←Rate | 11-19-2015 21:38 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Black Friday challenge: Buy American and buy small business. Otherwise you're complaining for nothing about big business.
←Rate | 11-20-2015 00:13 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Hey I just met you and this is crazy. Here's my number, I'm very lazy. Your dog resembles Patrick Swayze. Do you like daffodils? I'm craaazy
←Rate | 11-20-2015 06:55 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Some of you should be required to raise your hand before you post to facebook.
←Rate | 11-20-2015 08:23 Comments (0)  

   messageicon 2 days ago: ''We must help solve poverty here first and foremost!'' Today: ''All right! Black Friday is coming!''. Morons
←Rate | 11-20-2015 08:31 Comments (0)  

   messageicon 90% of the refugees are young men, not women and kids.
←Rate | 11-20-2015 09:05 Comments (0)  

   messageicon USA: where you can go to the grocery store with a loaded gun, but where refugees fleeing war are scary for your safety you can shoot them.
←Rate | 11-20-2015 09:12 Comments (1)  

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