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X says They should make an alarm clock that sounds like a dog getting ready to vomit. Nothing makes me jump out of bed faster than that.
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←Rate | 01-31-2016 12:55

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Monday February 1, 2016 @ 12:46 AM

Who cares who posted it first? We are all here to steal and use other people's statuses.

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