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I understand that good things come to those who wait. Might I ask just how long the line is? 
When I was your age I lost my tooth..not my virginity...
You moon the wrong person at the office as a joke just once, and suddenly you're not "professional" anymore.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket.
when someone asks you what time it is..glance at your watch and say "it's either 6:15 or mickey has a hard-on." guaranteed they'll ask someone else.
Just out of curiousity....Does anyone know how to get blood out of clothes??? Better yet, carpet??? Thanks!!!
Because we're all so offensive and opinionated, anything about politics, religion, race, current events, and alcohol will always get the most votes and comments.
I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids do you want?
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.
I dream of the day that I can put my true strengths on my resume and these skills be appreciated. "So I see here you're a bird's eye shot with a rubberband and can pluck a fly out of the air with your bare hands. You Sir, are what we called hired!"
No grandma, the term "hung like a horse," has nothing to do with being hungry. Please stop saying that before you get us kicked out of here.
Cmon, write the damn ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes!!
People You May Know = I know none of these people.
feels like LIFESAVERS candy is overstating their importance.
What you need to know about the past is that no matter what has happened, it has all worked together to bring you to this very moment. And this is the moment you can choose to make everything new. Right now.
The Nigerian goalkeeper is refunding money for anybody that was disappointed with their performance at the World Cup. He said, a representative will contact you via email. Please give them your bank account #s and pin information...
...it's not you, it's me. I don't like you
My grandmother just asked me why I don't have any photos on Facebook. Well, at least I know my privacy settings are working properly.
wondering why Facebook bothers to give the option of "liking" my own comment? Of course I like my own comments. I'm awesome.
Never hold your farts in. They go up your Spine then into your mind and that's where you're shi*ty idea's come from!"
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