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   messageicon a married man has 2 options in an argument...he can be right or he can be happy
←Rate | 04-17-2018 13:36 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon when you drop your iphone, remember that's gravity that makes the apple fall
←Rate | 07-30-2017 22:52 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon remember moms, if you smell burnt toast you're not having a stroke...its the kids trying to make breakfast
←Rate | 05-12-2018 20:32 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if Harvey Weinstein & Bill Cosby sit around swapping stories
←Rate | 10-12-2017 07:34 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was wearing glasses before it was a Snapchat filter...I'm a trendsetter
←Rate | 05-07-2017 04:05 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon when did the country's concern for money go from Wall Street to Sesame Street?
←Rate | 10-04-2012 04:30 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon the last time I visitied a gym I was being graded on it
←Rate | 11-24-2013 23:44 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if Disney is gonna make the Epcot Center look like the Death Star now
←Rate | 11-01-2012 16:57 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon you never see the chihuahua in the Taco Bell commercials anymore...makes me wonder what's in those 99 cent burritos
←Rate | 01-04-2012 23:27 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon With the way humanity follows directions, I look for a lot of people to need a seeing eye dog soon
←Rate | 08-20-2017 19:13 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders why the trojan condom was named after something that broke through a wall & let thousands of unwanted ppl in?...terrible product naming
←Rate | 11-03-2011 22:34 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon has anyone seen Steven Tyler lately?...that dude really does look like a lady
←Rate | 03-28-2012 19:23 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i pirate so many songs & movies that I should download a boat
←Rate | 09-11-2012 17:04 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if you are down & need a friend, call me...if you need to borrow money, the number you have dialed is no longer in service
←Rate | 11-11-2011 01:22 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon electrocuting the engineer
←Rate | 12-10-2012 21:56 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon didnt Mark Zuckerberg learn anything from Tom Anderson? the changes to myspace is what killed it
←Rate | 09-21-2011 17:52 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon notice how if a friend writes that something bad happened, someone lese "likes" the status?...they can say their kid is sick or their grandma dies but someone "likes" it...thats an asshole, not a friend
←Rate | 09-30-2012 02:17 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i thoguht of a good halloween costume...rent the horse costume but only wear the back half...tell everyone "im my ex"
←Rate | 10-04-2011 18:52 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon so they asked Paula Deen if she ever said the "N" word.....i dont think she's ever used "nonfat"
←Rate | 06-21-2013 19:48 by Eddy Comments (2)  


   messageicon biggest lie women tell: be honest, I wont get mad
←Rate | 01-25-2012 05:11 by Eddy Comments (0)  



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