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Sometimes people suck the life out of me like there's a prize at the bottom.
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09-09-2012 16:00 by
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I don't have a problem with idiots… I have a problem with the fact they they have an internet connection.
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09-11-2012 21:33 by
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I have company coming, does a spork go on the right or left side?
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10-02-2012 17:26 by
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When you were a kid there was nothing more satisfying as when you made the honking signal to the truck driver and he honked back
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10-07-2012 09:02 by
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Men resolve a fight with a fist fight. Women resolve a fight with years of backstabbing, name calling, rumor spreading & social exclusion.
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10-19-2012 09:07 by
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When I was kid they had a cure for ADHD... It was called a Good @ss Whoopin.
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02-16-2013 09:25
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Somehow,, We've got to find a way to STOP the driver of that bus that everyone keeps getting thrown under.
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02-19-2013 07:40 by
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I was going to buy my first pair of Jordans.. Until I saw the price.. So I decided to make a car payment instead!
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03-19-2013 12:43 by
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The man who invented Velcro has died. RIP.
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04-04-2013 12:23 by
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Any amusement you may have experienced from my past posts are in no way a guarantee of future performance.... Please initial here and sign here.
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04-08-2013 08:54 by
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Word to the wise - make sure the phone is 100% hung up before you call someone an a$$hole.
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12-20-2012 09:09
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Glad to hear we've all been picked up for another season.
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12-22-2012 07:32 by
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I have been repeating the same mistakes in life for so long now I may as well call them traditions
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01-21-2013 09:41 by
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If you see me drinking coffee from a to-go cup in public after 3 pm, that coffee is booze in disguise.
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01-23-2013 19:54 by
Marshall the Great
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How did they measure hail before golf balls were invented?
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11-08-2012 18:28 by
snotty
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According to this bathroom stall, my ex changed her number again.
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11-12-2012 12:23 by
Baddie
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When the past calls, let it go to voicemail. It has nothing new to say..
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12-04-2012 16:05 by
Prince Shawn
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I am.... 'My 1st car had an ashtray'... years old.
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08-23-2013 08:03 by
snotty
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The best thing about online classes is the beer.
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04-16-2013 20:57
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Break-ups aren't always meant for make-ups, sometimes they're meant for wake-ups.
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05-03-2013 21:14 by
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