Funny Status Message #151888

X says I want to get a welcome mat for my front door that just says "Text Me"
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# 180933 If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

←Rate | 08-07-2014 13:38 by Baddie

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Thursday August 7, 2014 @ 01:47 PM

Baddie do you work for Snarkecards ot something?

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