Funny Status Message #151888

X says I want to get a welcome mat for my front door that just says "Text Me"
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# 127661 If you text someone to tell them you’re standing outside of their house instead of knocking on the door, then you probably text too much.
# 22687 My dog was barking at the back door and my wife was yelling at the front door. I always let the dog in first because at least its shuts up when it gets in the house.
# 169357 If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first ? The dog, of course; He'll shut up once you let him in.

←Rate | 08-07-2014 13:38 by Baddie

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Thursday August 7, 2014 @ 01:47 PM

Baddie do you work for Snarkecards ot something?

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