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Thanks ABC News, if it wasn't for your extensive news coverage, I wouldn't have known that it gets hot outside in the middle of July.
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07-08-2012 13:10 by
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If you know I'm I the car and you continue to text me, you basically want me dead...
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02-13-2012 11:31 by
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Motivation= get on treadmill naked in front of mirror
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02-26-2012 11:20 by
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Archie Buinker & George Jefferson together again......in a much better place!!!
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07-24-2012 16:55 by
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May need to leave Facebook until after the election so I can maintain respect for some of my family and friends
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09-08-2012 07:54 by
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That'll teach the bltch to keep the house in the divorce... Before I left, I set 3 white rats free in the house with 1, 2, & 4 written on their backs.
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06-04-2013 18:16 by
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Going to a concert tonight. Doors open at 7pm, according to the ticket. That's a pretty impressive opening act.
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01-10-2013 08:19 by
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That moment when you spell a word so wrong that even auto-correct is like "I got nothing, man."
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01-11-2013 21:25 by
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I get my: Cereal from a tiger, Insurance from a gecko, Toilet paper from a bear, Financial advice from a gorilla. It's people I don't trust.
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08-20-2013 15:43 by
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Its awkward touching hands with another man in a popcorn bag, especially if you don't know the man & he doesn't know you're eating his popcorn
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08-02-2013 06:03 by
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Kurt Cobain would be so disappointed to find out teen spirit now smells like Axe body spray
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10-09-2012 16:02 by
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Dear Victoria's Secret engineers. Bubble wrap panties..... make it happen.
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12-28-2012 16:53 by
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All men approve of premarital sex......until they have a daughter.
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07-28-2012 08:58 by
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The first scene of Star Wars 7 should be C-3P0 waking up and saying "I just had three horrible dreams!"
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01-25-2013 02:04 by
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Silence doesn't always mean 'Yes'. Sometimes it means "I'm tired of explaining to people who don't even care to understand."
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01-31-2013 15:09 by
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I hope the friends that haven't called me in a while know how much I appreciate that.
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02-20-2013 12:20
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It’s like people don’t realise that once you’ve had children together, you can never get completely divorced.
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03-11-2013 02:34
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"Today its Sunday" Forward this to 15 friends,.. within 7 days you"ll get another Sunday. it really works... One of my friends ignored it and he got Monday within 24 hours
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03-31-2013 11:21
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Apparently the graphics are so good on the Xbox One, players will be able to see their own social anxiety disorders developing.
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05-24-2013 13:14
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My 6yo thinks it's bullcrap that grown-ups don't get a summer break.
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06-03-2013 16:48 by
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