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   messageicon On the 14th of December I'm going to call people and say "7 Days" then hang up.
←Rate | 12-05-2012 21:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have a bad feeling we're going to pay for Taylor Swift not having a boyfriend on Valentines Day.
←Rate | 02-11-2013 23:11 by Buddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't wait until next weekend's episode of the best reality show on tv... So You Think You Can Ref...
←Rate | 09-25-2012 12:06 by JaxWylde Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm going to test my theory that tequila kills the flu... Or brain cells... Whatever, doesn't matter... something's gonna die tonight.
←Rate | 01-08-2013 17:12 by minnie haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon It might be fat Tuesday today, but I'm fat everyday. So what's the big deal.
←Rate | 03-08-2011 14:55 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bi-polar Wednesday - that day where you fluctuate between, "WooHoo, the week is half over" and "Oh crap, the week is only half over.
←Rate | 08-25-2011 08:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The courthouse is a really great place to see people with neck tattoos wearing ties.
←Rate | 10-01-2011 05:20 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Idea: October is Breast Cancer Awareness month.. instead of posting your color bra, why not take a pic of your boobs, post them and say "Save These!" . .why beat around the bush? (or bare floor)
←Rate | 10-06-2011 14:38 by Jay Son Comments (0)  


   messageicon Starbucks isn't really that expensive when you you consider what Victoria Secret charges per cup...
←Rate | 02-06-2011 08:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's a good thing I'm not a cellar-master for a winery, because I'd be terrible at my job. "This wine is going to taste so good in like 6 years...or, we could pop this b*tch open right now..."
←Rate | 09-03-2010 06:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life is funny. Well, yours is. To me.
←Rate | 10-10-2010 08:37 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon Vodka is made from potatoes. Which means once upon a time, someone looked a potato and figured out how to drink it, Genius!
←Rate | 04-19-2010 18:47 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon The information age, does anyone else find it just a little bit ironic that it has produced so many uninformed people.
←Rate | 07-26-2015 21:52 by Stormer59101 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bet there's a rapper trying to figure out a way to replace his teeth with LED lights
←Rate | 09-06-2014 15:57 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon My salt shaker has been clogged for two years, so don't come to me with your issues.
←Rate | 02-18-2015 12:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe before you start looking like a mental patient.
←Rate | 03-30-2015 11:36 by M Comments (0)  


   messageicon Barry Manilow gets married to partner and comes out of the closet..... World rolls eyes and says, "Oh Gee Barry, we had no clue."
←Rate | 04-09-2015 12:04 by dougs327 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ahh Brunch, the Sunday activity that makes drinking before noon socially acceptable.
←Rate | 04-19-2015 13:16 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon Teen at Starbucks asked if I could take her selfie. I said that would just be a photo.... She's still blinking at me.
←Rate | 05-25-2015 12:14 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Halloween is just over a week away now. When it comes to candy bars, the term fun-sized is misleading. There is nothing fun about your candy bar being 1/8 the size of a regular bar. You should call them what they are: “disappointment-sized.”
←Rate | 10-24-2013 14:54 by McKibben Comments (0)  



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