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With great power comes a great electric bill
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05-22-2010 03:10 by
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OK, I'm not sure what button I hit on Facebook's privacy settings, but I just found Mark Zuckerberg in my home going through my photo albums
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06-02-2010 04:23 by
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Baby, I didn't mean it like that... Everybody knows Ho is short for Honey
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02-20-2010 13:22 by
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I'm only watching the royal wedding for the bishop. I've always wanted to see a person who only moves diagonally.
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04-29-2011 08:47 by
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The new version of Pac-Man is so awesome, it comes with a search engine built into it
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05-23-2010 12:44 by
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I know right from wrong. Wrong is the fun one.
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05-11-2010 12:34 by
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Also, when asked by police if you have any weapons or drugs, never say "Why? What do you need?"
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07-04-2010 10:00 by
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My maths teacher asked me what comes after 69? Apparently "I do" is not the correct answer,
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05-25-2010 06:56 by
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...and then the doctor slapped my little bottom and handed me to her. - How I Met My Mother
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05-09-2011 11:48 by
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There are female hormones in beer. You gain weight, talk too much and can't drive.
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05-07-2010 13:12 by
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I hope Gryffindor wins the World Cup.
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06-25-2010 13:23 by
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Remember Jesus died for our sins, so if you aren't sinning, he died in vain.
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10-20-2010 09:12 by
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Two girls, one cup.........The Williams sisters at Wimbledon.
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05-27-2010 08:14 by
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My life is based on a true story.
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05-20-2010 12:37 by
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The Royal Wedding: it's like a Steve Jobs Keynote, but for girls...
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04-29-2011 08:48 by
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