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   messageicon I remember when a minimum wage job was a stepping stone, not a career.
←Rate | 04-15-2016 14:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon .... I'm puzzled .... How did America go from being a nation that figured out how to put a man on the moon ... To one that is confused about which bathroom to use?
←Rate | 05-06-2016 14:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon In World Cup news, the England team visited an orphanage in Brazil today. "It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope," said Jose, age 6...
←Rate | 06-14-2014 13:33 by Gabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon maybe the reason the world keeps making idiots famous is because 75% of the world is made up of idiots.
←Rate | 08-05-2014 00:53 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's getting harder and harder to tell Dog the Bounty Hunter and his wife apart.
←Rate | 10-27-2014 12:00 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kim Kardashian wants to break the internet? All this no talent hack needs to do to break the internet is to sit on it.
←Rate | 11-12-2014 12:23 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon The human race is the only one that lets its idiots live a full life...
←Rate | 11-19-2014 19:47 by eengrms Comments (0)  


   messageicon Somewhere someone's therapist knows you.
←Rate | 11-24-2014 09:24 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Always keep a note in your medicine cabinet that says, "I thought you were peeing?"
←Rate | 03-19-2012 13:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Want people to not mess with you? Put blue Gatorade in a Windex bottle and walk down the street drinking it.
←Rate | 03-22-2012 21:18 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Congratulations! You've won a lifetime supply of air! Not valid under water, in space, when dead, or while choking.
←Rate | 03-30-2012 21:42 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trouble's brewing at Symphony Hall.. It's the bottom of Beethoven's 9th,,, and the bassists are loaded.
←Rate | 04-04-2012 18:29 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Getting a face tattoo in college is like majoring in unemployment.
←Rate | 04-17-2012 21:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon just asked my son - where would you be without your mother? His answer: "Probably in the middle of traffic, without my jacket on, talking to some stranger."
←Rate | 02-15-2012 18:20 by Maureen Comments (0)  


   messageicon In light of recent develops the once popular phrase "Eat Me" has lost popularity!!
←Rate | 06-01-2012 13:02 by Jollyo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have a feeling if I was superhero, my name would be Sarcasmo.
←Rate | 06-05-2012 13:36 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I've learned anything from listening to world news, it's that the world is full of countries I've never even heard of.
←Rate | 06-12-2012 22:09 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear U.S. Congress and Justice Department. How much body armor for our military troops could have been purchased with the $3 million of taxpayer money wasted on investigating and prosecuting a washed-up old ballplayer? Love, (fill-in your name)
←Rate | 06-19-2012 02:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Saw a hitchhiker holding a sign ‘Anywhere But Here' So I swerved, hit him. Now he's in a ditch. Hope that's ok, he wasn't really specific.
←Rate | 06-29-2012 14:11 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well guess its time to do the dishes....... The kids are drinking their milk from shotglasses.
←Rate | 07-03-2012 05:54 by Reznor Comments (0)  



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