Funny Status Message #86084
X Instead of a wallet, I always keep my money in an envelope that says "For the orphans" so people will feel terrible if I'm ever murdered.
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- # 94057 If I were found dead, the CSI's would check my wallet and find no money and assume it was murder and I was robbed. Good luck the investigation, my wallet never has money in it.
- # 31338 Why do I feel so awkward about asking you for the money you owe me? You owe me. You must feel terrible.
- # 97402 People love to push the envelope. What they dont' know is that papercuts really hurt when I shove that envelope right back up their ass.
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