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Never seen anyone jogging and smiling, so that’s all I need to know about that. 
I went for an interview at IKEA today and when I walked into the bossesoffice he said, “Please have a seat.” It took me nearly 6 hours, but I finally managed to put the seat together and sit down for the interview.
seeing the ice bucket challenge videos are over maybe we should raise awareness for Parkinson's by doing harlem shake videos.
Two countries got Independence in 1947.. One reached Mars, while the other is still trying to enter India..
Adrian Peterson, Ray Rice, and Greg Hardy are collaborating on a new song with Chris Brown. It's sure to be a HIT.
No, we do not have video of our baby's birth but we do have some very fine shots of his conception.
As a kid you could get excited by small stuff: findin a body, pokin it with a stick. Now you gotta poke 10 bodies with 12 sticks just to feel anythin.
What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone? I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone
Sorry, when you said you liked rough sex I thought you meant rough as in "not good"
Why didn't you tell me that I wasn't going to like you
Son, that bear is more afraid of you than you are of ... oh wow, that bear is being really brave right now.
I thought Match .com was a place to arrange fights to the death, but turns out it's a website to find love. So I was close.
*runs down the street to catch up to ice cream truck* hey are you guys hiring
I'm "let's get turned on by the smell of bookstores" fun.
Scientists admit they don't know what Jellyfish are made of - "They don't even taste like jelly" said one piss soaked science dude.
We can put a man on the moon but we can't put a cat in the dishwasher
Some idiot just told me to "Take a hike" as if I don't love nature and finding inner strength through solitude
[walks up to a group of teens] hey guys when I was your age I was also dumb as hell
If I were a QB in the NFL, I'd throw the ball as far as I can on every play... And do lots of hip thrusts... And wear my cup on the outside.
judging by the adds google has picked out for me I live a pretty crazy *ucking life
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