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   messageicon This Bundy ranch thing seems like an awful lot of trouble to go through just so Obama can have a ribeye
←Rate | 04-12-2014 10:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I find it very curious how quickly the Bundy ranch standoff was resolve once Hary Reid's involvement with the Chinese Gov't to develop the same ranch land was discovered ..... LOL
←Rate | 04-12-2014 13:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nowhere in the nursery rhyme does it mention that Humpty Dumpty was an egg.
←Rate | 04-12-2014 14:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Forget the melting polar ice caps, the most devastating element of the future will surely be how many grandmas have tramp stamps.
←Rate | 04-12-2014 15:59 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon never really understood why Clark Griswold lusted after Christie Brinkley, when he had a smoking hot wife like Beverly D'Angelo!!
←Rate | 04-12-2014 19:58 by Corey Comments (0)  


   messageicon LBJ. 36th President or Mexican porn star??
←Rate | 04-12-2014 20:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Before thinking about changing the world for your favour, think about your teeth first. IF you change your mind, you might change the world.
←Rate | 04-12-2014 20:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon He who does not understand your silence, is crazy and will probably not understand your words.
←Rate | 04-12-2014 21:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When in a relationship, a real man doesn't make his woman jealous of others, he makes others jealous of his woman
←Rate | 04-12-2014 23:24 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear whoever is playing sweet child o' mine at 2:30 in the night at full blaring volume to disturb the whole neighborhood......NICE!
←Rate | 04-13-2014 05:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Click "Like" if you agree that I don't need your validation
←Rate | 04-13-2014 06:15 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon LIFE HACK: Living out of your car isn't so bad if you keep telling yourself you're "on tour"
←Rate | 04-13-2014 09:09 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon YES!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................................................oh sorry, I was just repeating what I heard last night.
←Rate | 04-13-2014 09:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not antisocial. I'm pro leave-me-the-hell-alone.
←Rate | 04-13-2014 13:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon iPhone covers are like condoms. You don't want to, but you kind of have to...
←Rate | 04-13-2014 14:14 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't fall in love, learn how to ruin your life all by yourself.
←Rate | 04-13-2014 14:28 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You'll all be sorry when I figure out how to breathe fire.
←Rate | 04-13-2014 14:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon People that think they know you better than you know yourself, is the reason why throat punching was invented
←Rate | 04-13-2014 14:43 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Someone once said, “Find a job you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.” So, I’m pleased to announce the grand opening of my titty squeezing business!!
←Rate | 04-13-2014 16:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Braille on the drive-thru ATM should say "Congratulations for making it this far... but, why the fck are you driving?"
←Rate | 04-13-2014 17:26 by cavey Comments (0)  



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