Funny Status Messages for FacebookStatus message updates and sayings for your Facebook, Twitter, or profile.
X says This Facebook is really cutting into my other time wasting activities.
X says Sometimes it is best not to talk unless you can improve on the silence.
X says Sorry I roasted marshmallows over your meltdown.
X says it's my sons third birthday tomorrow... Due to budget constraints we're not gonna tell him!!!!
X says If you matured and made changes in Your life, you made a "180"....not a DAMN "360." A "360" means the same Degree of Stupidity..
X says A "Tap Out" sticker on your mini van still makes it a mini van.
X Oh,, and BTW,,,, Earth day is just another made up holiday to sell more earths
X says I guess everyone can stop pretending that they are interested in boxing
X says Does the name “Quasimodo” ring a bell?
X says A cute thing I tell my kids is that Jurassic Park was an actual documentary shot when I was a kid and it's all true.
X says my life coach told me to just let the clock run out!
X says I love to do housework in the nude. Unfortunately for the neighbours, today I'm roofing.
X What was that idiot thinking when he invented white underwear?
X says I didn't read the article but let me tell you what I think about the headline.
X says Sometimes Karma does not even want to get involved, it just wants to sit and watch because it knows, sooner or later, they are bound to screw up all by themselves.
X says Today I met a FOOL who has both, his girlfriend and her mother as friends on his Facebook.
X says What is about public restrooms that make people go, "Yeah, I'm just not going to flush"
X is Man with one foot on 'yesterday' and one foot on 'tomorrow' will end up pissing on 'today'.
X says Some open minds should be closed for repairs.
X says What I wouldn't give for one of those push button secret trap door pitfall things in front of my desk today!