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I wish I had the confidence in real life that ugly people have on Facebook.
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10-05-2012 15:20 by Baddie
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Some times I just want to control alt delete my life and hit Esc. . .
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08-21-2015 14:24 by JAB
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Fear does not prevent death. It prevents life
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08-29-2014 16:34 by RJB224
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You're just once young but you can be a fool for the rest of your life.
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11-17-2014 20:34
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Studies show than men who have sex more often tend to have a longer life expectancy. See, it's a survival thing.
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09-28-2013 06:03
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Why does it seem like I need a machete, a jack hammer, and Jaws of life nearby everytime I need to remove a childs toy from it's packaging
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12-21-2010 16:55
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Nothing in life is free.... Someone always pays!
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01-26-2010 11:38
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Life isn't a garden...so stop being a hoe!
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02-13-2010 14:33 by Juliete
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The way my luck runs, if I were hanging on to the side of a cliff for dear life, the person reaching down to pull me up would be a leper.
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06-16-2010 08:23 by Leeferd
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Married women think I'm way too awesome to be single. Single women don't give a sh!t what married women think. Life is still stupid.
You can't judge a book by its cover. I read that on a book cover. It's like a life lesson if you really think about it.
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07-24-2011 05:54 by flinnie
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I have done literally nothing in my life to prevent forest fires.
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08-18-2012 09:56 by snotty
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Life is weird, first you wanna grow up, then you wanna be a kid again..
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10-11-2012 04:21
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I've done a lot of stupid shit in my life, but at least I've never signed up at the gym in january.
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01-05-2013 21:36
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I really dont understand why I’m still a virgin when I have never watched any Twilight Movie or bought any Justin Bieber Album in my whole life.
I asked my wife for advice once. Worst three days of my life.
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11-16-2012 08:10 by Czovczov
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The day you start looking forward to being abused in the nursing home is the day you realize your life sucks
Don't worry about being alone on Valentine's Day. Worry about being alone the rest of your life.
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01-17-2013 04:55
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almost drowned in the shower yesterday, so today I have my life jacket and the voices and I have rehearsed what to do in case of an emergency
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04-24-2011 15:12 by THECHAD
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Every Instagram caption should just be, “ARE YOU JEALOUS OF MY LIFE YET??”
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07-25-2014 07:24
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