Funny Status Message #119723

X says The day you start looking forward to being abused in the nursing home is the day you realize your life sucks
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# 172808 Each mile you run adds 1 minute to your life, so when you're 80 you can spend an extra 6 months in a nursing home at $10,000 per month.

←Rate | 12-21-2012 00:09 by @tigstygrrr

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