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   messageicon How do you know when your pet rock dies?
←Rate | 09-13-2012 13:35 by @TigsTygrrr Comments (0)  


   messageicon If EVERY radio station on Earth doesn't play R.E.M.'s "It's the end of the world as we know it(and I feel fine) at the PRECISE moment of the solstice...well then you 've really just wasted all of our time!
←Rate | 12-21-2012 00:33 by @tigstygrrr Comments (0)  


   messageicon We all have that one friend we're trying to fatten up for the zombie apocalypse...
←Rate | 09-12-2012 12:48 by @TigsTygrrr Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think there are too many psychic mediums and not enough psychic extra larges..
←Rate | 09-14-2012 07:53 by @TigsTygrrr Comments (0)  


   messageicon The day you start looking forward to being abused in the nursing home is the day you realize your life sucks
←Rate | 12-21-2012 00:09 by @tigstygrrr Comments (0)  


   messageicon The new CBA for NFL refs is a win/win for us all, not only will we have professional refs, our footlockers will again be fully staffed!
←Rate | 09-27-2012 03:56 by @TigsTygrrr Comments (0)  


   messageicon I called it "Perseverance" the court, however, called it "stalking"
←Rate | 08-28-2012 17:35 by @TigsTygrrr Comments (0)  


   messageicon A friend of mine wants to set me up with her cute friend, but her friend is picky cos she has a kid, so I told her my name was "Jif" because we all know choosey moms choose Jif...
←Rate | 01-01-2013 15:52 by @TigsTygrrr Comments (0)  


   messageicon With their recent driving records Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes are giving new meaning to the old phrase "Star-Struck"
←Rate | 09-19-2012 13:56 by @TigsTygrrr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wait...you mean "Angry Birds" is NOT the Britcom Version of "The Golden Girls"?
←Rate | 09-16-2012 20:34 by @TigsTygrrr Comments (0)  


   messageicon will now destroy a little piece of everyone's childhood by pointing out that "The Banana Splits" were the ORIGINAL furries
←Rate | 08-29-2012 19:00 by @TigsTygrrr Comments (0)  


   messageicon there an article somewhere online about how to tell your cell phone it only has a few days left to live?
←Rate | 12-22-2012 08:40 by @TigsTygrrr Comments (0)  



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