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Yes, you can lead a horse to water but you can also bring the water to him. Maybe do something nice for someone else for once in your life... geesh
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09-15-2013 14:29 by snotty
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My dear old dad always said he had two big disappointments in life: the dog ran away and I didn't.
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06-16-2013 12:28
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Everything in life is temporary , if things are going good , enjoy it , if things are going bad , don't worry , it won't last forever either .... !!
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01-12-2013 08:47
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The best way to live a miserable life is to pay attention to what other people are saying about you.
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01-15-2014 15:11 by Yaj
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Her: where have you been my whole life? Me: chillin on my couch
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03-28-2015 12:53
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Just because you don't approve of the way I live my life, it does not make me wrong, it only makes you judgemental.
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07-18-2010 19:31
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Dear Tom Cruise: Life is what you make of it. Not what you make believe of it
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11-10-2010 21:56
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You've only got three choices in life: Give up, give in, or give it all you've got.
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05-20-2010 00:16
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I just noticed that I walked around all morning with a ball point pen in my shirt pocket WITHOUT the cap on...think I finally earned the right for my 'Thug Life' tattoo...
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01-18-2011 14:47
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Time flies when you're having fun, so the more you enjoy life the quicker you'll be dead.
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04-24-2013 09:33 by Aaron
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Life would be better if squirrels liked sitting on our shoulders. You can’t be sad with a cool squirrel friend on your shoulder.
Once in a while, someone amazing will come into your life. And here I am!
Life is tough; it's even tougher when you're stupid.~~John Wayne
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06-24-2011 21:48
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The best things in life are unseen. That's why we close our eyes when we kiss, sleep and dream.
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08-02-2010 06:36
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FB isnt the place to tell everyone your life blows..... everyone knows it the place where you pretend your life is awesome!
Laughing for 15 seconds adds 2 days to your life span. Therefore, I am immortal.
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11-22-2011 06:53 by flinnie
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My Life Alert bracelet says.....: I'm Just Napping
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03-24-2013 19:17 by snotty
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I'm a pair of skinny jeans short of a mid life crisis
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04-03-2013 13:17
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Unless life also hands you water and sugar, that lemonade is gonna damn suck.
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10-05-2012 22:22 by BEGO
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As I lie here on my hungover bed of death, I shall re-evaluate my life and consider sobriety ...Tomorrow: repeat
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11-25-2012 14:33
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