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   messageicon This really ugly girl asked me earlier... if I thought she was attractive. I didnt want to be mean and I also didnt want to lie. So I thought for a second and told her I thought she was "Wal-Mart Sexy".
←Rate | 07-15-2011 20:15 by mustangdru Comments (1)  

   messageicon I wonder if Kanye West's baby cries in autotune...
←Rate | 08-25-2013 22:17 by mustangdru Comments (0)  

   messageicon if I was any more fun I'd be boobs and bubble wrap
←Rate | 10-14-2011 17:04 by mustangdru Comments (0)  

   messageicon looking forward to the Lunar Eclipse tonight. I considered having a viewing party and inviting all the witches I know. But then I realized having all my ex's in the same location is probably not a good idea.
←Rate | 12-20-2010 11:04 by mustangdru Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm glad the real referees are back... my fantasy ref team has really suffered.
←Rate | 09-27-2012 09:27 by mustangdru Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just saw Transformers.... Greatest Transformer movie ever. I thought the lack of any actual Transformers was a bit odd, but Jim Carrey was hilarious & those penguins were adorable!
←Rate | 07-02-2011 20:41 by mustangdru Comments (0)  

   messageicon FB isnt the place to tell everyone your life blows..... everyone knows it the place where you pretend your life is awesome!
←Rate | 09-30-2011 15:42 by mustangdru Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ps4 $399 xbox $499 ....... I think I hear Microsofts sobs from here.
←Rate | 06-10-2013 23:17 by Mustangdru Comments (0)  

   messageicon They say, "You are what you eat" ... The thing is, I don't remember eating a sexy b!tch.... oh wait a minute. Scratch that....
←Rate | 08-23-2011 02:59 by MustangDru Comments (0)  

   messageicon I wonder if anyone's kids had their first day of school today?
←Rate | 08-24-2015 11:15 by Mustangdru Comments (0)  

   messageicon The Mayans were so incorrect that... Obama just won their electoral votes.
←Rate | 12-22-2012 17:39 by mustangdru Comments (0)  

   messageicon Terrell Owens held a work out for NFL teams today,was televised by ESPN &the NFL Network.problem was no NFL teams actually showed.Reminds me of Napoleon Dynamite when Uncle Rico is videotaping himself playing football.How much you w
←Rate | 10-25-2011 21:08 by mustangdru Comments (0)  

   messageicon How much you wanna bet I can throw a football over them mountains?
←Rate | 10-25-2011 21:10 by mustangdru Comments (0)  

   messageicon From now on when some one places a depressing FB status we should all just like it. I'm sad.. my life sucks..FML.. no one loves me.. LIKE That way they get the attention they want and maybe just maybe will get the idea that FB isnt the place to tell ever
←Rate | 09-30-2011 15:41 by mustangdru Comments (0)  

   messageicon jamming out to my Best of Rebecca Black Collection.
←Rate | 06-03-2011 12:40 by mustangdru Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why take Davy Jones?? Peter Tork would have been a much better Monkee choice.
←Rate | 02-29-2012 19:15 by Mustangdru Comments (1)  

   messageicon If it's true that opposites attract, I should be looking for someone that's fat, ugly and stupid.
←Rate | 12-23-2011 18:39 by Mustangdru Comments (0)  


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