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   messageicon If Easter Egg hunting was an Olympic event, I would have at least 4 Gold Medals by now. I'm not sure why it is, but I have this extraordinary sixth sense.
←Rate | 04-23-2011 23:55 by BEGO Comments (0)  

   messageicon May the groundhog perish in the 2013 Nor'easter!
←Rate | 02-07-2013 15:44 Comments (0)  

   messageicon On Easter Sunday when Jesus came forth from the tomb and ascended into heaven he was technically moving back in with his parents.
←Rate | 04-20-2014 12:29 Comments (0)  

   messageicon "I'm dreaming of a white...easter," said no one EVER!
←Rate | 03-30-2014 07:38 by massena43 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If only I had alzheimer's , then I too could join the easter egg hunt. :(
←Rate | 03-31-2010 05:57 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Easter.... the time God killed God to appease God because you were so unlikable! Isn't that good news? :-)
←Rate | 04-08-2012 14:11 Comments (2)  

   messageicon Oh good YouPorn put up all their Easter themed porn.
←Rate | 04-03-2017 00:11 by Zinc Comments (0)  

   messageicon I told my kids the Easter bunny is lazy...He didn't even cook or color the eggs and he hid them all in my fridge
←Rate | 04-02-2018 20:35 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If your parents ever call you a liar, just say "Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny and Santa". Then walk away like a BOSS!
←Rate | 11-15-2011 20:29 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Hoppy Easter Everybunny
←Rate | 03-31-2013 13:42 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Who are you to doubt God? And Santa Claus? And the Easter Bunny? And...
←Rate | 11-28-2015 14:36 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just thinking of how confusing it would be to all the little tricker treaters if I dressed up as santa for Halloween, stood next to the Easter Bunny, and handed out eggs......
←Rate | 10-20-2010 21:36 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Happy Easter!!! Remember that laying on your back screeming OH GOD is not a substitue for going to church Sunday
←Rate | 04-03-2010 00:08 Comments (1)  

   messageicon The stores are packed with folks gearing up for their Easter fashion shows, the same way they do for Christmas. The central figure for both these holidays was reduced to wearing a loin cloth for one, and swaddling for the other.
←Rate | 03-26-2013 05:54 by mtq Comments (0)  

   messageicon Lindt have just released the CHOCOLATE COATED TAMPON..... (but only for the EASTER PERIOD)
←Rate | 03-31-2010 08:34 by Aussie Willow Comments (0)  

   messageicon Theres 2 types of people in this world.. People who have been bitten by the Easter Bunny and people who haven't..
←Rate | 10-22-2010 08:59 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Easter: The only day of the year where you want to put all of your eggs in one basket. Happy Easter all!
←Rate | 04-08-2012 13:53 by djdawg76 Comments (0)  

   messageicon You know, many people have an artificial Christmas tree so they can use it year after year to save money. Why not do the same thing with roses on Valentine's Day. You can leave them up until Easter- maybe hang some Hershey's Kisses on them. Quite festive.
←Rate | 02-14-2012 17:54 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm sick to death of these letters from the City of College Station bullying me to mow my grass! If Walmat can prepare for Christmas 3 mths in advance why can't I do the same for Easter!!!??
←Rate | 03-26-2014 11:31 by lilcountrygirl75 Comments (0)  

   messageicon .... Happy Easter!!! ... BTW it's also 4-20 ... so it's also Easter Bowl Sunday!
←Rate | 04-20-2014 12:06 Comments (0)  

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