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   messageicon Hoppy Easter Everybunny
←Rate | 03-31-2013 13:42 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Who are you to doubt God? And Santa Claus? And the Easter Bunny? And...
←Rate | 11-28-2015 14:36 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just thinking of how confusing it would be to all the little tricker treaters if I dressed up as santa for Halloween, stood next to the Easter Bunny, and handed out eggs......
←Rate | 10-20-2010 21:36 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Happy Easter!!! Remember that laying on your back screeming OH GOD is not a substitue for going to church Sunday
←Rate | 04-03-2010 00:08 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Lindt have just released the CHOCOLATE COATED TAMPON..... (but only for the EASTER PERIOD)
←Rate | 03-31-2010 08:34 by Aussie Willow Comments (0)  

   messageicon The stores are packed with folks gearing up for their Easter fashion shows, the same way they do for Christmas. The central figure for both these holidays was reduced to wearing a loin cloth for one, and swaddling for the other.
←Rate | 03-26-2013 05:54 by mtq Comments (0)  

   messageicon Theres 2 types of people in this world.. People who have been bitten by the Easter Bunny and people who haven't..
←Rate | 10-22-2010 08:59 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Easter: The only day of the year where you want to put all of your eggs in one basket. Happy Easter all!
←Rate | 04-08-2012 13:53 by djdawg76 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm sick to death of these letters from the City of College Station bullying me to mow my grass! If Walmat can prepare for Christmas 3 mths in advance why can't I do the same for Easter!!!??
←Rate | 03-26-2014 11:31 by lilcountrygirl75 Comments (0)  

   messageicon You know, many people have an artificial Christmas tree so they can use it year after year to save money. Why not do the same thing with roses on Valentine's Day. You can leave them up until Easter- maybe hang some Hershey's Kisses on them. Quite festive.
←Rate | 02-14-2012 17:54 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Great to be Catholic this month! We welcome a new Pope, plus we get three major religious holidays! Palm Sunday, Easter, and to kick it all off...the most important...St. Patrick's Day.
←Rate | 03-14-2013 09:35 by Sammy Comments (0)  

   messageicon There is no app that can show you who is "stalking" your profile, no video of Usama getting shot, no honest politicians and no Easter Bunny. So please quit being so permiscious with your clicker and spreading FTV's (fb transmitted viruses).
←Rate | 05-12-2011 08:18 by michael stanley Comments (0)  

   messageicon starin at a fluorescent light Above him watchin the dust bunny fall like snow.
←Rate | 10-19-2011 19:35 by X Comments (0)  

   messageicon Easter Pro Tip: Wrap up grapes in color foil and give them away as chocolate eggs to your family and friends.
←Rate | 03-23-2016 03:36 Comments (0)  

   messageicon And then the imaginary Easter Bunny said "put that obscene picture on Facebook. It's hilarious"... But the Easter Bunny was wrong. So very wrong. According to the HR department.
←Rate | 03-29-2016 06:40 Comments (0)  

   messageicon nothing says happy Easter Jesus like going to a Wal Mart
←Rate | 04-08-2012 15:27 by wayneh Comments (0)  

   messageicon So let me get this straight....a giant bunny rises from the dead, commits a bunch of sins, then we eat a pig?
←Rate | 04-05-2012 13:39 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon just had a moment of genius, a chocolate Easter bunny that is filled with the Cadbury Cream Egg filling......YUMMMM!!!
←Rate | 04-02-2010 07:57 by Scott Comments (0)  

   messageicon "It looks like the Easter Bunny came here last night" "Let's not jump to any conclusions. Until we get these semen samples down to the lab we can't be sure who it was."
←Rate | 03-28-2015 14:44 Comments (0)  

   messageicon So my mom just got her citizenship and she wants to change her name to Bunny!!? WTF. I'm dreading the day when I have to introduce her to my fiance. Mom seriously just keep your 10 letter hard to prounounce Asian name!
←Rate | 04-08-2010 19:56 by @Squishy_Penguin Comments (0)  

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