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   messageicon If there is enough room to spell 'bootylicious' on the back of your probably isn't
←Rate | 01-06-2012 15:50 by lawdawg Comments (0)  

   messageicon My doctor gave me six months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill. He gave me another six months.
←Rate | 03-21-2013 09:47 by lawdawg Comments (4)  

   messageicon Apparently Michael Douglas has not heard of Orbitz gum
←Rate | 06-04-2013 12:26 by Lawdawg Comments (0)  

   messageicon Brandi from 'Storage Wars' has humongous jugs
←Rate | 02-16-2012 11:46 by lawdawg Comments (0)  

   messageicon Hugh Heffner...the only person who we can truly say is not in a better place now...
←Rate | 09-28-2017 10:11 by lawdawg Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why do people freak out about dolphins getting caugh in tuna nets? What about the tuna?
←Rate | 01-06-2012 10:18 by lawdawg Comments (0)  

   messageicon concentrate on fixing your own heterosexual marriage before you lecture on what's wrong with their relationship
←Rate | 05-11-2012 11:44 by lawdawg Comments (2)  

   messageicon The DOT sent me the wrong personalized plates. They say ASSMAN
←Rate | 01-06-2012 15:11 by lawdawg Comments (0)  

   messageicon When I was a kid we were so poor. We couldn't afford Easter eggs so my mom would hide her ben-wa balls in the yard instead. And if we didn't find them all she would be really mad.
←Rate | 03-08-2013 15:24 by lawdawg Comments (0)  


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