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   messageicon This Friday, Finding Dory will be release in theaters as well as Season 4 of Orange is the new Black on Netflix. One is about the adventures of a lost soul in a sea of fish searching for love. The other is made by Pixar.
←Rate | 06-14-2016 13:27 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Remember: Being awake during a Saturday Morning sunrise is a sign of a good Friday Night.
←Rate | 04-20-2012 21:17 by BEGO Comments (0)  

   messageicon I guess Black Friday started early in Ferguson
←Rate | 11-25-2014 00:02 by derfmeister Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why don't strip clubs do Black Friday? It would be the one place I would camp out to go in.
←Rate | 11-29-2013 04:33 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why are we supposed to give special treatment to Black Friday, i'm just gonna come out and say it #ALLFRIDAYSMATTER
←Rate | 11-22-2015 20:19 by @kalleygirl Comments (0)  

   messageicon I've heard enough of this Black Friday crap. The sooner we realize that all Fridays matter the better off we'll be as a society.
←Rate | 11-27-2015 13:28 by John Y Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Hello Wednesday morning....for a moment, I thought you were your friend, Friday! Forgive the disappointed look!"
←Rate | 12-15-2010 08:54 by Maureen Comments (0)  

   messageicon A rainy Friday is still better than a sunny Monday...
←Rate | 05-03-2013 10:14 by eengrms Comments (0)  

   messageicon You know you have a Facebook addiction if seeing the movie "The social network" is your Friday night fun!!
←Rate | 09-30-2010 18:30 Comments (4)  

   messageicon My girlfriend told me she bought a really sexy dress just for me. I'm planning on wearing it on Friday.
←Rate | 09-11-2013 12:31 Comments (0)  

   messageicon And on Friday God created alcohol, and Adam was happy! It had been a long first week with Eve
←Rate | 08-21-2009 06:10 by Psym0n Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why is Monday so far away from Friday but Friday is so close to Monday?
←Rate | 05-09-2011 22:02 by BEGO Comments (0)  

   messageicon Friday!!! I’m so glad you are back. I’m sorry you had to see me with Monday-Thursday, but I swear I was thinking of you the whole time.
←Rate | 03-15-2013 08:37 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Today is Fat Tuesday, and of course, this being America, it will be followed by Even Fatter Wednesday, Obese Thursday and Fat-A$$ Friday.
←Rate | 02-21-2012 13:12 by Svaldez187 Comments (0)  

   messageicon M̸o̸n̸, T̸u̸e̸s̸, W̸e̸d̸, T̸h̸u̸r̸s̸, Friday !!!!
←Rate | 06-10-2011 08:58 Comments (0)  

   messageicon To whom it may concern, The inventor of thirsty Thursday obviously never had to work on friday...
←Rate | 10-01-2010 11:10 by Logan.T Comments (0)  

   messageicon Black Friday is all the companies telling you they could sell their products at these prices everyday of the year....kinda reminding of us of how stupid we are and how greedy they are!!
←Rate | 11-25-2011 13:32 by urboyblue Comments (0)  

   messageicon April is Alcohol Awareness Month and being Friday and all.... tonight I will make special plans to investigate alcohol all night long... Now that I have made you aware...I have done my part !
←Rate | 04-09-2010 10:45 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Well, this is my favorite time of year! Coming up this weekend...on Friday and Saturday before super bowl, they will have the BEST free samples at Costco.
←Rate | 01-31-2012 14:17 by Sluggo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Black Friday is the American version of running with the bulls
←Rate | 11-24-2014 11:15 Comments (0)  

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