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   messageicon O Friday, O Friday! wherefore art thou Friday? Deny thy other weekdays and refuse thy work hours. Or if thou wilt not, just hurry up and get here already.
←Rate | 08-16-2010 16:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon This Friday the 13th instead of Jason popping out of nowhere to kill us, Jennifer Hudson will sing about how much weight shes lost until we commit suicide.
←Rate | 01-13-2012 07:41 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon Before I lose my phone, end up naked, high, drunk and possibly arrested, I would like to wish you all a Happy Friday
←Rate | 02-27-2014 14:23 by @1_Jack_Jacko Comments (0)  


   messageicon Notice the same people that complain about being broke are the same people that are updating status saying out shopping on Black Friday.
←Rate | 11-25-2011 15:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fancy a 11/11/11 baby ?? ...... if so, best do your stuff this Friday !!!
←Rate | 02-15-2011 15:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Friday instantly puts you in a good mood...
←Rate | 04-12-2013 08:11 by J.D. Comments (0)  


   messageicon This Friday, Finding Dory will be release in theaters as well as Season 4 of Orange is the new Black on Netflix. One is about the adventures of a lost soul in a sea of fish searching for love. The other is made by Pixar.
←Rate | 06-14-2016 13:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I get home and change from casual Friday duds into even more comfortable clothes. Now I just look like melted cheese.
←Rate | 09-22-2019 07:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why are we supposed to give special treatment to Black Friday, i'm just gonna come out and say it #ALLFRIDAYSMATTER
←Rate | 11-22-2015 20:19 by @kalleygirl Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember: Being awake during a Saturday Morning sunrise is a sign of a good Friday Night.
←Rate | 04-20-2012 21:17 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why don't strip clubs do Black Friday? It would be the one place I would camp out to go in.
←Rate | 11-29-2013 04:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've heard enough of this Black Friday crap. The sooner we realize that all Fridays matter the better off we'll be as a society.
←Rate | 11-27-2015 13:28 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Hello Wednesday morning....for a moment, I thought you were your friend, Friday! Forgive the disappointed look!"
←Rate | 12-15-2010 08:54 by Maureen Comments (0)  


   messageicon My girl and I decided never to go to sleep angry at each other. We’ve been awake since Friday
←Rate | 12-28-2020 16:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon A rainy Friday is still better than a sunny Monday...
←Rate | 05-03-2013 10:14 by eengrms Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know you have a Facebook addiction if seeing the movie "The social network" is your Friday night fun!!
←Rate | 09-30-2010 18:30 Comments (4)  


   messageicon My girlfriend told me she bought a really sexy dress just for me. I'm planning on wearing it on Friday.
←Rate | 09-11-2013 12:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon And on Friday God created alcohol, and Adam was happy! It had been a long first week with Eve
←Rate | 08-21-2009 06:10 by Psym0n Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is Monday so far away from Friday but Friday is so close to Monday?
←Rate | 05-09-2011 22:02 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I guess Black Friday started early in Ferguson
←Rate | 11-25-2014 00:02 by derfmeister Comments (0)  




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