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   messageicon Sorry to say, but if you're celebrating Veterans Day by calling into work so you can stay home and play Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3, then you're doing it wrong.
←Rate | 11-11-2011 13:59 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook: A place where people, who know so little about anything, have so much to say about everything.
←Rate | 12-09-2015 11:45 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon If any of you have gotten any weird texts from me recently, its because my phone is working fine and I'm just trying to make you feel uncomfortable.
←Rate | 03-29-2013 04:48 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon Congrats to Comcast! Finally, somebody is happy to have Time-Warner Cable.
←Rate | 02-14-2014 04:29 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon Comcast acquiring Time Warner Cable is like Nickelback and Creed deciding to go on tour together.
←Rate | 02-14-2014 04:17 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon To all the Jehovas Witnesses: Happy 12:30am on a Wednesday!!!
←Rate | 01-01-2014 00:28 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon After getting an astronomical quote from my mechanic, I am going to try the ABS challenge. That's where I drive my car without anti lock breaks, until someone donates for me to get it fixed!
←Rate | 08-29-2014 02:51 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon To the guy who invented Zero: Thanks for nothing!
←Rate | 01-29-2014 06:54 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon This Friday the 13th instead of Jason popping out of nowhere to kill us, Jennifer Hudson will sing about how much weight shes lost until we commit suicide.
←Rate | 01-13-2012 07:41 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon The sale of Time Warner Cable to Comcast will be completed between 8am and 1pm depending on if the CEO is late at another appointment
←Rate | 02-14-2014 04:26 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon To all the Jehovas Witnesses: Happy 12:30am on a tuesday!!!
←Rate | 01-01-2013 00:35 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon Goal for 2014: Continue to live forever. So far, so good.
←Rate | 12-31-2013 22:22 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't like the idea of having to go on in a world where good people like Robin Williams is no longer with us, but Justin Beiber is still alive and well.
←Rate | 08-11-2014 23:25 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon That moment you read a girls status that shouts out how much she loves her "brother", meanwhile you know shes an only child. #friendzoned
←Rate | 12-29-2013 03:44 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon What if at the end of Breaking Bad they drop Bryan Cranston into witness protection and that becomes the beginning of Malcolm in the Middle?
←Rate | 03-05-2013 15:32 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon This just in: The next upcoming New Years Rockin' Eve is to be hosted by a Hologram of Dick Clark.
←Rate | 04-19-2012 03:22 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can really see how much Americans care about their government when they are more worried about GTA Online's current shutdown instead.
←Rate | 10-01-2013 13:14 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oasis? Spice Girls? Fatboy Slim? I think the music director for the Olympics closing ceremony got ahold of my MP3 player from when I was in college 11 years ago.
←Rate | 08-12-2012 23:39 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon So I hear Sandusky's Santa application has been rejected...
←Rate | 11-17-2011 14:57 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon This just in: iOS 8.0.2 comes with a new toggle switch to straighten out your bent iPhone 6 Plus.
←Rate | 09-26-2014 06:16 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


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