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   messageicon Time to watch me some Men in Tights. Yay Superbowl!
←Rate | 02-03-2013 17:51 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Tony Romo tried to throw a Superbowl party but it was intercepted
←Rate | 02-03-2013 17:10 by Uncle Bubba Comments (0)  

   messageicon Women cant play football, well because no women like wearing the same outfit as other females!
←Rate | 01-29-2013 14:16 by Jeevee Comments (0)  

   messageicon Name 2 things that get smoked in bowls?.......Marijuana and Notre Dame Football
←Rate | 01-08-2013 11:22 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Men at 25 play football. Men at 40 play tennis. Men at 60 play golf. Have you noticed that as you get older your balls get smaller?
←Rate | 12-28-2012 16:39 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why do men like football? Because the biggest priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man's life.... Scoring and Ball Security.
←Rate | 12-14-2012 10:58 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Football announcers saying "penetration" repeatedly is my 50 Shades of Grey.
←Rate | 12-10-2012 10:52 by LadyInRed Comments (0)  

   messageicon My Christmas card this year is going to be a photo of a me in a recliner drinking a beer while watching football. It will say "Happy Holidays from a single guy."
←Rate | 12-01-2012 11:40 Comments (0)  

   messageicon A woman who can make her man accompany her to the mall for shopping when there is a football match on TV probably don't give blow jobs either.
←Rate | 11-26-2012 13:03 Comments (0)  

   messageicon My favorite thing about Basketball is when it's Football.
←Rate | 11-25-2012 17:17 by snotty Comments (0)  

   messageicon In retaliation for the genocide of their people the Indians today magnificently beat the Cowboys in a game of football! All is even!
←Rate | 11-22-2012 21:20 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I get tired of all the drama of family getting mad and running out the door every Thanksgiving! I believe a man is allowed to watch football naked in his own house!
←Rate | 11-22-2012 18:00 by Comments (0)  

   messageicon I am confused did Roethlisberger hurt his arm playing football or rap!ng somebody?
←Rate | 11-18-2012 20:27 Comments (0)  

   messageicon When my girlfriend's football team wins it makes her horny, so I just keep replaying the one time they did. I'm not stupid.
←Rate | 11-14-2012 13:50 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Judging by the empty seats at Dolphin's games, football is doomed in Miami. Time to realize it's soccer and thug roundball city down there. Will the last American to leave Miami please bring the goalposts?
←Rate | 11-14-2012 09:40 by Boo Hiss! Comments (0)  

   messageicon Listening to Obama talk about the economy is like listening to a chick talk about football.
←Rate | 11-13-2012 16:38 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon "I wanted to watch football on NBC but this figure skating they're showing is cool too". --said no one ever
←Rate | 11-12-2012 06:23 by flinnie Comments (0)  

   messageicon 9 year old girl in boys football league with 232 carries, ran for 1,911 yards, 35 tds, and 65 tackles?! WTF?! Young lady is an inspiration!!! Never let society limit your dreams!!!
←Rate | 11-08-2012 18:01 Comments (1)  

   messageicon David Beckham does some amazing football tricks.. I hear that he managed to hit Katherine Jenkins chin with two balls.
←Rate | 11-06-2012 23:15 Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Please scream as loud as you possibly can," says the dentist to his patient. "Why should I do that?" "The waiting room's full and the football game's on in ten minutes."
←Rate | 10-25-2012 14:28 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

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