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   messageicon My boss told me that if I can't show up sober then don't bother coming to work tomorrow. Three day weekend!
←Rate | 08-22-2013 22:56 by BOOYA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Please keep me in your thoughts and prayers. Nothing bad has happened, but I’m trying to be proactive.
←Rate | 02-04-2015 21:59 by BOOYA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Christie blocks a bridge in New Jersey... The Super Bowl is in New Jersey... A nation wide velveeta shortage for the Super Bowl.... GOVERNMET CONSPIRACIES ARE REAL!
←Rate | 01-14-2014 21:22 by BOOYA Comments (2)  


   messageicon Due to solar radiation the American flag planted on the moon is now faded completely to white. Great, now it looks like the French landed there...
←Rate | 03-11-2014 22:26 by BOOYA Comments (0)  


   messageicon If watching He-man cartoons has taught me anything it's that you can solve any problem with a sword.
←Rate | 10-09-2013 21:26 by BOOYA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do my Saturdays always seem to start with me looking for pants. Oh yeah, alcohol...
←Rate | 08-24-2013 20:55 by BOOYA Comments (0)  


   messageicon You show me Karl Marx's grave and I'll show you a Communist plot that worked.
←Rate | 08-21-2013 21:46 by BOOYA Comments (2)  


   messageicon Not feeling smart today? Just remember there are grown adults who actually still actually believe Hillary Clinton.
←Rate | 02-26-2016 20:06 by BOOYA Comments (0)  


   messageicon If all he thinks about is sex, turn on a football game. Now he's thinking about football... And sex...
←Rate | 11-01-2013 20:33 by BOOYA Comments (0)  


   messageicon If being bad is wrong then I'll never be right... guess my guidance councilor did know what she was talking about after all.
←Rate | 08-23-2013 21:27 by BOOYA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Global Warming my half frozen ass!
←Rate | 01-06-2014 21:30 by BOOYA Comments (0)  


   messageicon My internet goes out more than I do.
←Rate | 07-28-2014 21:53 by BOOYA Comments (0)  


   messageicon I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. Still not sure how he put them on.
←Rate | 09-17-2013 22:16 by BOOYA Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I were funny I'd be on tv. But I'm on Facebook instead... talk about a let down.
←Rate | 03-11-2014 22:28 by BOOYA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Once upon a time a Prince asked a Princess to marry him. She said no. So the Prince got to buy trucks and boats, date big breasted girls, go hunting an
←Rate | 03-11-2014 23:36 by BOOYA Comments (0)  


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