santa AND presents AND christmas AND xmas AND holidays AND elfs Funny Status Messages

   Merry Christmas! oh, its not evern thanksgiving yet? well, how about we forward that memo to the stores, cause its beginning to look alot like christmas..EVERYWHERE I GO!

   Remember, a doggie isn't just for Christmas... it's a f-kin good position all year round!

   OK Santa I guess your going to celebrate thanksgiving also

   its not Christmas time yet and Starbucks is holiday happy. We still have to get though thanksgiving people.

   - Little boy writes to Santa: Please send me a sister. Santa writes to little boy: Ok, send me your mother.

   The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

   I'll be spending most of today putting Santa hats on all my Halloween decorations.

   wants a dirty picture of you so I can add it to my Xmas wishlist to send to Santa

   Whoo yooh A suicide book..got my mother in laws christmas present..};-)

   ...little boy writes to Santa: please send me a sister. Santa writes to little boy: ok, send me your mother.

   Just thinking of how confusing it would be to all the little tricker treaters if I dressed up as santa for Halloween, stood next to the Easter Bunny, and handed out eggs......

   Just thinking of how confusing it would be to all the little tricker treaters if I dressed up as santa for Halloween and handed out candy..........

   will not be making any Christmas related status updates until December

   All I want for Christmas, is to keep the things I've got.

   When I was a child, I remember lying with my eyes closed waiting for Santa to come. ....Then there was the awkward silence as he got dressed and left.

   Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don't mind if I do! D Troen

   I wonder how long I can keep telling my kids I'm gunna call Santa..

   showed my son the switch that makes the fridge light go off when the door closes. He looked at me like I'd just shot Santa in the nuts.

   Why are some parents hypocritical..."don't lie to me or I'll tell SAnta on you"

   98 MORE SHOPPING DAYS UNTILL CHRISTMAS....YUK!