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   messageicon I was asked to contribute money to help solve the civil unrest in Egypt, but I suspect it's some sort of pyramid scheme.
←Rate | 02-06-2011 06:26 by trickz100 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Today, A 12 year-old came up to me and said "May I please have a cigarette?". I can't believe kids this age are already so polite.
←Rate | 03-11-2012 16:02 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon According to my Nike Fuelband, I've just masturbated for 4 miles.
←Rate | 12-31-2012 11:47 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon - I don't need Anger Management, I need for people to not piss me off!!!
←Rate | 07-04-2010 14:01 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon - If Adam and Eve would have been Chinese, they would have simply eaten the snake and left the apple alone!
←Rate | 11-03-2010 06:37 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just killed a spider with my shoe. I don't care how big spiders are but no one steals my f*cking shoes!
←Rate | 11-23-2011 04:43 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just a kind thought to all those born on February 29th: You've only got 1 year left to plan your birthday party :D
←Rate | 02-28-2011 20:54 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I tried to share a kebab with a homeless guy I saw sitting on a bench last night. He told me to f*ck off and buy my own.
←Rate | 04-11-2012 21:41 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon facebook suggested me and my ex should be friends. Thats like saying to Facebook 'I think you should be friends with Myspace'.
←Rate | 08-24-2010 07:13 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon - For sale:- One pair of world cup football boots, mint condition, no scuffs, Contact Wayne Rooney for more info.
←Rate | 07-04-2010 14:03 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon - I took my ex out last night. It only took one punch :)
←Rate | 12-15-2010 04:58 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon - - Stephen Hawking may be a genius, but he is not setting much of an example to kids by just sitting at his computer all day.
←Rate | 09-28-2010 14:31 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is it whenever I open a can of evaporated milk, it's still there?
←Rate | 05-25-2013 03:34 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some guy knocked on my door earlier today and said, "I have a parcel for your next door neighbour." I replied, "You've got the wrong house then mate."
←Rate | 01-29-2018 12:46 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon - Video Games don't make children violent. Lag does.
←Rate | 11-07-2010 18:16 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm pretty sure the hotel receptionist was checking me out!
←Rate | 01-19-2019 16:01 by Trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon - My wife said she is going to leave me if I dont stop my bad habbits. I nearly choked on my toe nail.
←Rate | 07-04-2010 14:05 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon - If round pegs fit in round holes, and square pegs fit in square holes, why isnt my c*ck shaped like an axe?
←Rate | 09-28-2010 14:20 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon - What do women and clouds have in common? Occasionally they f*ck off and it's a really nice day.
←Rate | 01-08-2011 10:17 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon - Bored? Go to Google and play with their logo, see if you can knock a circle off the screen with the mouse (excluding the top part) :D
←Rate | 09-07-2010 03:19 by trickz100 Comments (0)  




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