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I love food, napping on the couch, and getting super excited about car rides, I'm basically a golden retriever.
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02-16-2016 14:36
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Women say they love a man in uniform but when I go clubbing in my McDonalds outfit none of them will even talk to me.
Did you know, if on a full moon if you light a candle and say the name of someone you love 3 times, you'll look stupid doing that?
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01-08-2012 05:30 by Czovczov
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Kissing a girl on her forehead is care, on her cheek is respect, on her lips is love, but kissing her in front of her boyfriend is GUTS
My mom thinks LOL stands for "Lots Of Love" and texted me "Your Grandma just died. LOL"
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09-14-2010 22:03
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I just love waking up in the middle of the night to realize I still have time to sleep before work
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03-24-2011 08:56 by AC
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If love is a game..where can I buy the multiplayer-version?
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01-30-2010 14:43 by Kobrah
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You've been dating for 2 days - you don't love each other.... Shutup!
I love you yet I hate you,its like I want to throw you off a cliff then run really fast to the bottom to catch you ..
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07-10-2011 22:23 by BEGO
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What is love? I don't even want an answer. I'm just ecstatic knowing that at least 90% of you thought "Baby, don't hurt me."
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05-23-2014 05:01 by Udit
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Oh, you love your boyfriend? Please, go ahead and saturate my Facebook news feed with your feelings.
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04-15-2012 13:41
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Ya know those signs you see in towns that say, "Drive careful, we love our children?" Well DUH, you're not gonna see a sign that says, "GUN IT, WE'LL MAKE MORE!"
NOTE TO SELF: Please stop writing yourself notes. Love, Self
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11-30-2010 12:00 by VictorA
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I don't know why people say something is better if you work for it. Personally, I love being handed awesome sh*t through no effort of my own.
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09-20-2010 15:37
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Go to the train station and make eye contact with someone as the train pulls away and then chase after it it while yelling "I LOVE YOU!"
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03-06-2013 07:08 by flinnie
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I won employee of the month!!!.... again! I love being self employed.
Sometimes love is like having one too many drinks....you feel so good that you don't notice you're making a fool of yourself.
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04-27-2012 21:36 by BEGO
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When a girl is in love, she offers sex. when a guy wants sex, he offers love.
I've never been that "Super Thug gangsta, keep going to jail type of black guy" I'm more of a "keep a steady job, continue college, love God and my country type of black guy" regardless I still love fried chicken and watermelon.. keep it real my friends
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03-20-2013 01:38
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I love it when people call me at 3 AM. "Hey, are you asleep?" "No, I'm skydiving."
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01-24-2011 16:05
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