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X is on your mind at this very moment
X is having zero tolerance for the lactose intolerant
X is doin it and doin it and doin it well
X is a Jedi. Obviously.
X is not suitable for minors!
X is facing the book
X is "not suitable for all audiences, parental discretion is advised"
X is following the yellow brick road
X is running with scissors!
X is has just finished installing a flux compacitor in his DeLorean and is headed back to 1985
X is under your bed
X is the reason the chicken crossed the road...
X says "Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore, when you can just pick them up off the beach for free?"
X says "If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?"
X says please don't follow in my footsteps coz I walk into walls
X says It may be the early bird that gets the worm. But it?s the second mouse that gets the cheese.
X is doing the hula hula dance
X is eating mushrooms and chasing white rabbits.
X is tired of chasing his dreams. I'm just going to ask where they are going and hook up with them later.
X is only here while supplies last