Funny Status Messages for Facebook

X is on your mind at this very moment

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X is having zero tolerance for the lactose intolerant

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X is doin it and doin it and doin it well

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X is a Jedi. Obviously.

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X is not suitable for minors!

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X is facing the book

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X is "not suitable for all audiences, parental discretion is advised"

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X is following the yellow brick road

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X is running with scissors!

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X is has just finished installing a flux compacitor in his DeLorean and is headed back to 1985

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X is under your bed

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X is the reason the chicken crossed the road...

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X says "Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore, when you can just pick them up off the beach for free?"

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X says "If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?"

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X says please don't follow in my footsteps coz I walk into walls

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X says It may be the early bird that gets the worm. But it?s the second mouse that gets the cheese.

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X is doing the hula hula dance

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X is eating mushrooms and chasing white rabbits.

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X is tired of chasing his dreams. I'm just going to ask where they are going and hook up with them later.

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X is only here while supplies last

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