love Funny Status Messages

   Hallmark Card: "I've always wanted someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you, I've changed my mind."

   We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.

   dear facebook,stop spamming my wall with dating site Ads or am going to change my relationship status from single to married and sue you for temptation.love,me.

   Violently cry singing Queen's Somebody To Love is my cardio.

   Some people hope their search for happiness ends in love and fulfillment, I just hope mine ends in minimal bloodshed and no felony charges.

   You have to realize women love challenges. They always want what they can't have.

   They say love is more important than money. B!tch, have you ever tried paying your bills with a hug?!

   Dance like the photo's not being tagged. Love like you've never been unfriended. Sing like nobody's following. Share like you care. And do it all like it won't end up on FACEBOOK.

   If love is blind does that mean divorce is lasik surgery?

   3.14159 I love you when you're covered in ice cream.

   I met the love of my life at Starbucks. She was beautiful, but I knew I had to drink her eventually.

   2nd greatest holiday gift for someone you love. The receipt.

   Pirate pick up line 101: "I love your eye-patch and how it brings out your other eye."

   I love biting the ears and heads off chocolate Easter bunnies.

   just avoid love at all costs

   Misery may love company, but the miserable rarely have company.

   I love Facebook because I can't afford gas for my car anymore so it's the only way I can visit with anyone now.

   Some of my favorite posts don't always get a lot of stars.. That's O.K. They know I love them,, and they love me back... That's all we need.

   The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar.

   I wish someone could love me as much as I love looking forward to my next meal.