love Funny Status Messages

   Awww! Isn't that sweet. Everyone's so in love... excuse me while I regurgitate.

   Don't forget to provide love and support to someone that has absolutely no interest in you today.

   I may not be the guy you're looking for or the guy who you think you would fall in love with, but I deserve a chance to prove you wrong dammit!

   If any woman says "I love you" to me for the first time, then I have the right to say "Do you have evidence to support that statement?"

   It takes two people to fall in love + one to wreck it.

   i love it when some little 8 year-old is cursing and yelling at me on call of duty and then his mom is in the backgorund telling him to go to bed.

   relationship status will changed from "married" to " It's complicated " about once a month.. I love my wife....

   I love how I don't have to watch the weather channel, I just sign onto Facebook and check the latest status updates.

   I love to whisper in a woman's ear. Not because I'm romantic, but because I don't want other people to hear me lying.

   I don't hate you, but I hope you fall in love and get married.

   20 years ago today the famous OJ Simpson white Bronco chase. As you know he would later be found not guilty in a Calafornia court of murder...Ironically.... He wakes up this morning in JAIL !!! Gotta love Karma!!!

   Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling. It doesn't come with rules and regulations or terms and conditions. It just happens.

   I love Hitchhiker's, they always give Me a Thumbs up Every time I pass by them

   I love doing Dishes! I love doing Dishes! I love doing Dishes!...*sigh* this "Psyching Yourself Out" theory is bull$hit!

   My GF & I are deeply in love. She loves me for my deep pockets. And I love her for her deep throat.

   Don't you love it when you're ipod is about to fall, and your headphones saves its life.

   If you love someone, make them guess how you feel about them until they get tired and move on to someone else.

   Don't worry about the problems in North Korea, besides the destroyer......we've sent the B52's over. They'll surrender once they've listened to Love Shack a few times.

   You women are beautiful creatures I love you all , but by god you scare the sh*t out of me with the way you feed on souls and happiness.

   If you love something, let it go.... Except a dog. Or, a balloon. Or, a baby stroller. Actually, don't let anything go, that's stupid.