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   messageicon .....So people wanna live in "Avatar" world...wtf? Have they not seen "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory"?
←Rate | 03-08-2010 16:01 by Jake/Brittney Comments (2)  


   messageicon Procrastination has it's good side. You always have something to do tomorrow.
←Rate | 03-08-2010 15:20 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every once in a brownish-purple moon, I worry that I might be colorblind.
←Rate | 03-08-2010 15:17 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon ever noticed on sponge bob that krusty crab is in bikini bottom...?
←Rate | 03-08-2010 14:35 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon if you're not part of the solution, then you are part of the problem
←Rate | 03-08-2010 13:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 'GO GREEN AND USE BOTH SIDES OF THE TOLIET ROLL'
←Rate | 03-08-2010 13:38 by Ellena tatt Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sticks an stones will break my bones, but This Shovel will knock you the F*ck out!!
←Rate | 03-08-2010 12:19 by \"J\" Comments (0)  


   messageicon passed a homeless guy on the way to the Coinstar machine today. "Sorry, I have no change"...man was that awkward.....
←Rate | 03-08-2010 12:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Congrats to Obama for his Oscar win for best acting by a Politician last night ! !
←Rate | 03-08-2010 10:59 by joecyn Comments (0)  


   messageicon congrats to obama's teleprompter on its best supporting win at the oscars last night
←Rate | 03-08-2010 09:33 Comments (2)  


   messageicon The hottest love has the coldest end !!!, Boyfriends come and go, but friends r forever.. enjoy ur SINGLE life
←Rate | 03-08-2010 09:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon EVERY man agrees with his woman until she opens her mouth (to talk !)
←Rate | 03-08-2010 08:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon golf helps him maintain his higher math skills.
←Rate | 03-08-2010 08:32 by JonathanCarter Comments (0)  


   messageicon working today to stamp out, eliminate and erradicate redundancy...
←Rate | 03-08-2010 08:21 by QueenBee404 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I die, I'm hoping that I have left a mark. As long as it's not in my underwear.
←Rate | 03-08-2010 08:14 by Scott Comments (0)  


   messageicon forcing herself out of bed and off to work and thinking that retirement is wasted on the old!
←Rate | 03-08-2010 06:44 by Daniela Comments (0)  


   messageicon sharing his loneliness with a cup of NescafĂ©
←Rate | 03-08-2010 06:08 by Faisal Comments (0)  


   messageicon just found an excellent heroin dealer! His name is Al Vishniac and his address is 987 E. 7th st, Apt. 4-A.
←Rate | 03-08-2010 05:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon we know its women's day today so ladies will you stop flooding facebook with ur stupid updates and liking other women updates.. its not your birthday
←Rate | 03-08-2010 04:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon YOUR interest in your own kids: 100% Everybody else's interest in YOUR kids: 0.3%
←Rate | 03-08-2010 01:48 by Danmanz Comments (0)  




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