Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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.....So people wanna live in "Avatar" world...wtf? Have they not seen "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory"?
Procrastination has it's good side. You always have something to do tomorrow.
Every once in a brownish-purple moon, I worry that I might be colorblind.
ever noticed on sponge bob that krusty crab is in bikini bottom...?
if you're not part of the solution, then you are part of the problem
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03-08-2010 13:45
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'GO GREEN AND USE BOTH SIDES OF THE TOLIET ROLL'
Sticks an stones will break my bones, but This Shovel will knock you the F*ck out!!
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03-08-2010 12:19 by \"J\"
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passed a homeless guy on the way to the Coinstar machine today. "Sorry, I have no change"...man was that awkward.....
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03-08-2010 12:16
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Congrats to Obama for his Oscar win for best acting by a Politician last night ! !
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03-08-2010 10:59 by joecyn
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congrats to obama's teleprompter on its best supporting win at the oscars last night
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03-08-2010 09:33
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The hottest love has the coldest end !!!, Boyfriends come and go, but friends r forever.. enjoy ur SINGLE life
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03-08-2010 09:06
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EVERY man agrees with his woman until she opens her mouth (to talk !)
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03-08-2010 08:49
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golf helps him maintain his higher math skills.
working today to stamp out, eliminate and erradicate redundancy...
When I die, I'm hoping that I have left a mark. As long as it's not in my underwear.
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03-08-2010 08:14 by Scott
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forcing herself out of bed and off to work and thinking that retirement is wasted on the old!
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03-08-2010 06:44 by Daniela
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sharing his loneliness with a cup of Nescafé
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03-08-2010 06:08 by Faisal
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just found an excellent heroin dealer! His name is Al Vishniac and his address is 987 E. 7th st, Apt. 4-A.
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03-08-2010 05:35
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we know its women's day today so ladies will you stop flooding facebook with ur stupid updates and liking other women updates.. its not your birthday
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03-08-2010 04:39
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YOUR interest in your own kids: 100% Everybody else's interest in YOUR kids: 0.3%
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03-08-2010 01:48 by Danmanz
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