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   messageicon be nice to me.. with minimum effort I can make things very very difficult
←Rate | 03-15-2010 06:34 by johnny5 Comments (0)  


   messageicon hates leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
←Rate | 05-12-2010 09:01 by johnny5 Comments (0)  


   messageicon you've just received an Amish Virus. Since we don't have electricity or computers, you're on the honor system. Please delete your files. Thank thee
←Rate | 03-12-2010 08:09 by johnny5 Comments (2)  


   messageicon having a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
←Rate | 05-12-2010 08:58 by johnny5 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Welcome to Facebook. Feel free to attack, judge and air your own and everyone Else's dirty laundry!! Don't forget to keep it Catty and Cryptic!!
←Rate | 03-22-2010 14:38 by johnny5 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Warner Brothers: Now that I'm an adult, I feel I'm am old enough to hear what the "Beep Beep" is hiding when Road Runner talks to Wile E. Coyote.
←Rate | 03-22-2010 14:38 by johnny5 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
←Rate | 05-12-2010 08:59 by johnny5 Comments (0)  


   messageicon has been wondering... if you force sex on a hooker is it rape or shoplifting??
←Rate | 03-11-2010 07:52 by johnny5 Comments (4)  


   messageicon walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a guy crouching down behind a tombstone. I said, "Morning." he said, "No, just taking a sh*t".
←Rate | 03-13-2010 07:21 by johnny5 Comments (0)  


   messageicon eating his cocoa puffs and when I am done I will drink the chocolate milk!!! yeah that's right that's how I roll!
←Rate | 03-15-2010 06:33 by johnny5 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You must be a parking ticket... cause you got fine written all over you "Giggidi Giggidi Giggidi GOO" !
←Rate | 03-10-2010 08:19 by johnny5 Comments (0)  


   messageicon just heard that LITTLE TWIT Justin Bieber say "yo dawg" during an interview.. WTF !! When is his 15min gonna be up?
←Rate | 04-03-2010 09:06 by johnny5 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It must be spring, I just saw 2 crackheads pawning a space heater. Who needs a groundhog?
←Rate | 05-03-2010 15:51 by johnny5 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders why it is "cool" to throw up the PEACE sign in pictures? You look retarded with your head twisted to the side and holding up the peace sign...
←Rate | 03-15-2010 17:47 by johnny5 Comments (3)  


   messageicon it rude of me to ask the nice philipino girl at the new Comcast Call Center (in the phillipines) to transfer me back to America? She lied and said her name was Mary.. We all know her name was NOT Mary.
←Rate | 03-18-2010 07:31 by johnny5 Comments (5)  


   messageicon statistically, 6 out of 7 midgets aren't happy...
←Rate | 03-30-2010 17:42 by johnny5 Comments (1)  


   messageicon BEER - Helping white men dance since 1881.
←Rate | 04-12-2010 18:35 by johnny5 Comments (1)  


   messageicon ...Can someone to tell me why there is braille on drive thru ATM machines. Am I missing something here??
←Rate | 03-23-2010 16:52 by johnny5 Comments (1)  


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