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I'm waiting for my marriage license to expire because I'm not going to renew
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03-19-2010 22:27 by
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is thinking whether to open facebook or textbook......wonder what`s he gonna do..
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03-19-2010 22:20
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knows he just got screwed but can`t remember where and how...??
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03-19-2010 22:10 by
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I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one... It wasn't doing what I was doing.
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03-19-2010 21:30 by
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the answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not....Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?
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03-19-2010 21:23 by
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the man your man could smell like.
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03-19-2010 21:07
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Forget the "Dislike" button....can we get a "Don't Give a F*ck" button ?
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03-19-2010 20:20 by
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if you're gonna be a smart ass, atleast try not to look dumb.
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03-19-2010 20:00
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The Playboy Channel accidentally aired on 2 kids networks. Kids were shocked to learn just how much “exploring” Dora was into
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03-19-2010 19:25
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CHAOS, PANIC & DISORDER... I CAME, I SAW & I CONQUERED... MY WORK HERE IS DONE... NOW PUT THAT ON MY RESUME!!
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03-19-2010 18:39
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Winter is supposed to leave tomorrow, so he showed up early this morning, threw sh*t around, made me feel cold and desolate, and left his money shot all over my car. He must be related to my ex.
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03-19-2010 18:29 by
RandomGirlie
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coming down with a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell!
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03-19-2010 17:33 by
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When one person suffers from delusion, it is called insanity.When many people suffer from delusion, it is called religion....
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03-19-2010 17:30 by
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will be weed smoking and turkey pulling this weekend... oops! reverse those verbs!
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03-19-2010 17:05
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just pressed her refresh button, but still feels dirty.
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03-19-2010 16:10 by
Tricia
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his HOME button must be broken. I keep pressing it but I'm still at work.
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03-19-2010 16:04 by
Dave
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If God meant me to be naked, he would have made my skin fit better.
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03-19-2010 15:32 by
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let me get this straight -------------------------------~ Damn! So close
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03-19-2010 15:31
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Could you put some creativity in your pics. Nobody wants to see you make the same face 8 different ways.
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03-19-2010 15:14 by
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Hurricanes are like women : when they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and car.
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03-19-2010 15:08 by
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