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   messageicon I don't need drugs to have a good time, I need them to focus, avoid depression, endure winter, fall asleep, and controll my high blood pressure
←Rate | 08-29-2013 13:28 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon At this point I'm guessing the North only won the Civil War because the South got half an inch of snow and they completely lost their minds
←Rate | 02-01-2014 16:41 by Steve-O Comments (0)  


   messageicon BREAKING NEWS: It snows during winter time.
←Rate | 01-21-2014 13:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have 2 tons of that white global warming arctic packing material in my driveway right now going by the undercover name of "snow".
←Rate | 12-09-2010 22:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well OBVIOUSLY,, Winter is a hoax perpetrated by the Chinese.
←Rate | 12-12-2016 20:44 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate it when I take the time to peek in your window on a winter's night and you don't have the decency to look sexy. Its frickin' cold out here damn it!!
←Rate | 12-30-2011 17:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My "We had to walk 5 miles uphill in the snow just to get to school" story will be about it taking 4 hours to download an mp3 with a 28k modem in 1995.
←Rate | 06-12-2011 18:02 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women ask for advice on what to wear and then end up wearing the exact opposite.. that's why I think Snow Pants and Leather Jackets are sexy as hell on them."
←Rate | 09-02-2010 14:14 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life Lesson number 1, There is a time each month when a man would rather face death in a 20ft snow drift than spend a day with his significant other. Thank god for 4 wheel drive
←Rate | 02-03-2011 11:55 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its not the snow, its the shoveling that will get ya.
←Rate | 02-06-2011 10:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Winter trees at sunset have the look of a lonely old man realizing there will be no visitors today.
←Rate | 12-30-2011 17:29 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Winter, I am breaking up with you. It's not me, it's you, you make me miserable. I think it's time I start seeing other seasons.
←Rate | 03-17-2010 18:48 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Four Seasons, by Facebook: Spring: LOOK FLOWERS! Summer: LOOK AT MY DASHBOARD TEMP! Fall: LOOK LEAVES! Winter: MORE DASHBOARD PICS!
←Rate | 09-23-2013 11:37 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon I better lay off the Christmas cookies, my snow angel I just made looks like someone just pulled a stump out of my yard.
←Rate | 12-10-2010 19:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nudist Camp sign: "Sorry, Clothed for Winter".
←Rate | 01-06-2010 14:12 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I don't see color." - A person who shouldn't eat snow
←Rate | 12-27-2014 07:03 by huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Finally, my winter fat is gone… now I have spring rolls
←Rate | 03-22-2021 09:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon one good thing about snow is it covers up the dog poo so your lawn look as good as your neighbors
←Rate | 02-10-2012 12:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sorry your winter coat is getting more action than you are this spring.
←Rate | 04-08-2016 16:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon We've gotten too much snow lately. Everywhere outside it looks whiter than the audience at a Toby Keith concert!
←Rate | 02-10-2011 23:21 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  




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