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   messageicon Dear Car driving 40mph on the highway this morning. It's only a 1/4“ of snow plus you have a "Jesus Fish" on your bumper. You'll be just fine.
←Rate | 02-26-2014 10:03 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  


   messageicon My "We had to walk 5 miles uphill in the snow just to get to school" story will be about it taking 4 hours to download an mp3 with a 28k modem in 1995.
←Rate | 06-12-2011 18:02 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life Lesson number 1, There is a time each month when a man would rather face death in a 20ft snow drift than spend a day with his significant other. Thank god for 4 wheel drive
←Rate | 02-03-2011 11:55 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its not the snow, its the shoveling that will get ya.
←Rate | 02-06-2011 10:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon FACT: How kids feel about snow days is the exact opposite of how parents feel about snow days.
←Rate | 01-26-2015 07:36 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon Winter trees at sunset have the look of a lonely old man realizing there will be no visitors today.
←Rate | 12-30-2011 17:29 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Four Seasons, by Facebook: Spring: LOOK FLOWERS! Summer: LOOK AT MY DASHBOARD TEMP! Fall: LOOK LEAVES! Winter: MORE DASHBOARD PICS!
←Rate | 09-23-2013 11:37 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Winter, I am breaking up with you. It's not me, it's you, you make me miserable. I think it's time I start seeing other seasons.
←Rate | 03-17-2010 18:48 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon I better lay off the Christmas cookies, my snow angel I just made looks like someone just pulled a stump out of my yard.
←Rate | 12-10-2010 19:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon would like to say on this last day of Winter. Winter, Kiss my Mother F*#$ing A$$ and DON'T HURRY BACK!!!
←Rate | 03-19-2010 13:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nudist Camp sign: "Sorry, Clothed for Winter".
←Rate | 01-06-2010 14:12 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon one good thing about snow is it covers up the dog poo so your lawn look as good as your neighbors
←Rate | 02-10-2012 12:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sorry your winter coat is getting more action than you are this spring.
←Rate | 04-08-2016 16:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Snow in the forecast and the TV weather gal said she was expecting 8 inches tonight. I thought to myself, 'fat chance,' with a face like that!
←Rate | 11-16-2011 13:35 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon We are in for such a cold winter this year that the squirrels are collecting more nuts than usual and so far 3 of my neighbors have disappeared, Are you all OK?
←Rate | 01-12-2011 19:46 by shoesy Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I was a kid, snow days cost $100 and only lasted a few hours...
←Rate | 01-28-2011 00:18 by ~heZz~ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Winter Weather: where a couple of inches will keep a woman in bed all day.
←Rate | 12-17-2010 07:28 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate the snow so much, I want to build a snowman just so I can punch it in its face.......
←Rate | 01-12-2012 09:15 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon We've gotten too much snow lately. Everywhere outside it looks whiter than the audience at a Toby Keith concert!
←Rate | 02-10-2011 23:21 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think Old Man Winter & Mother Nature need to have a few drinks and make a little Spring.
←Rate | 02-04-2014 11:03 Comments (0)  


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