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   messageicon Some days you're the Titanic, some days you're the iceberg, and some days you're the guy who jumped off and hit a propeller on the way down....
←Rate | 02-01-2014 16:52 by Steve-O Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ok body wash, unless you're caffeinated and drinkable, you can cool it with the "energizing" claims. You're soap.
←Rate | 02-01-2014 16:39 by Steve-O Comments (0)  

   messageicon At this point I'm guessing the North only won the Civil War because the South got half an inch of snow and they completely lost their minds
←Rate | 02-01-2014 16:41 by Steve-O Comments (0)  

   messageicon "That looks interesting. I think I'll eat it." - Sharks and Toddlers
←Rate | 02-01-2014 16:42 by Steve-O Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm already a fan of good times, beer, and women..Why would I want to become a fan of anything else?!
←Rate | 02-14-2010 00:28 by Steve-O Comments (0)  

   messageicon They should send "Get well soon" cards to people who forgot to pay their water bill.
←Rate | 02-01-2014 16:43 by Steve-O Comments (0)  

   messageicon The best part of time travel will be sleeping until noon and making it to work on time at 8am.
←Rate | 02-01-2014 16:54 by Steve-O Comments (0)  


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