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   messageicon I love Easter. My unborn children get to play find the egg tonight.
←Rate | 04-08-2012 18:58 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon My mother used to hide the eggs in the same place every Easter... the dairy section of our local supermarket.
←Rate | 04-08-2012 18:57 by flinnie Comments (2)  

   messageicon We have the laziest Easter Bunny here....He didn't bother cooking or coloring the eggs and he hid them all in my fridge.
←Rate | 04-08-2012 18:23 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon Nothing says Easter like making deviled eggs while hungover
←Rate | 04-08-2012 15:41 Comments (0)  

   messageicon nothing says happy Easter Jesus like going to a Wal Mart
←Rate | 04-08-2012 15:27 by wayneh Comments (0)  

   messageicon Easter Eggs are themselves when I tell them Chuk Norrris says "Hi"!
←Rate | 04-08-2012 14:33 by jitney Comments (0)  

   messageicon Easter.... the time God killed God to appease God because you were so unlikable! Isn't that good news? :-)
←Rate | 04-08-2012 14:11 Comments (2)  

   messageicon Easter: The only day of the year where you want to put all of your eggs in one basket. Happy Easter all!
←Rate | 04-08-2012 13:53 by djdawg76 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Easter, the day Jesus slapped YOLO in the face
←Rate | 04-08-2012 13:30 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Easter Sunday the day that Jesus rose from the dead, looked Satan in the eye's and said, "Game over!"
←Rate | 04-08-2012 13:24 Comments (0)  

   messageicon ChrEasters people who only go to church on Christmas & Easter
←Rate | 04-08-2012 12:48 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  

   messageicon I am Happy my kids are older now. But I do miss running around all night in the Pink Bunny Suit from the Christmas Story on Easter Eve.
←Rate | 04-08-2012 11:44 by Dan Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ok, I wasnt paying Attention this Morning, Did the Darn Easter Bunny See his shadow and do we have 6 more weeks of Winter???
←Rate | 04-08-2012 11:08 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Easter is the most American holiday because it converts the resurrection of Jesus into the eating of chocolate.
←Rate | 04-08-2012 09:50 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Fried rabbit and eggs on this Easter morning...sorry if this was the last house the Easter bunny made it to.
←Rate | 04-08-2012 07:18 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Aside from Christmas, Easter is the best day to have Alzheimer's! You can hide your own eggs!
←Rate | 04-08-2012 02:35 by Rp Comments (0)  

   messageicon The 2012 Alzheimer's Easter Egg Hunt has been cancelled....... The 2011 hunt is still going on....
←Rate | 04-07-2012 20:57 by JohnnyPasta Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why does the Easter Bunny hide it's eggs?...Cuz it doesn't want anyone to know it's having sex with a chicken.
←Rate | 04-07-2012 18:49 by Bryan W Comments (0)  

   messageicon When is it a good time to mention the Easter holiday tradition of eggs and bunny rabbits are pagan fertility symbols and the words Easter, Easter Bunny, or Easter Egg appear nowhere in the Bible? Not this weekend then?.....
←Rate | 04-07-2012 15:49 by gil Comments (4)  

   messageicon Look, I'm just saying that somewhere between Jesus dying on the cross and a giant bunny hiding eggs... There seems to be a gap of information!
←Rate | 04-07-2012 14:34 by Czovczov Comments (0)  

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