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1.Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
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05-11-2010 16:49 by
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If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food
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05-11-2010 16:44
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When I open my eyes every morning I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only I suffer!!!
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05-11-2010 16:39 by
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Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
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05-11-2010 15:29 by
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i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. God I miss college. a moment ago clear
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05-11-2010 15:28 by
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Something about winning always attracts losers with opinions
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05-11-2010 15:28
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has been told by many I need to watch my language on Facebook. So for everyone that doesn't like my language, "coitus you."
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05-11-2010 13:39 by
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I know right from wrong. Wrong is the fun one.
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05-11-2010 12:34 by
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So if someone is born deaf, what language do they think in?
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05-11-2010 11:24 by
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Sigh. Guess it's time to go do some grocery shopping. A mouse hung itself inside our fridge and left a note "can't live like this"
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05-11-2010 10:08
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psychiatrist said I need to vent my anger... so I broke her nose and burnt down her practice
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05-11-2010 10:07
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got a Black-Belt in Crazy!
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05-11-2010 10:06
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's Words of Wisdom: Mondays are God's punishment for what you did during the weekend!
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05-11-2010 10:05
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Can Speak Japanese!! Wanna Hear?! TOYOTA!
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05-11-2010 10:04
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Cop : Did you know that you were doing 85 in a 65?!?! Me: Well, did you know that you were doing over 85 in a 65 just to catch up to me? So, who was really speeding?? Huh?! Huh!! :
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05-11-2010 10:03
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Do I got stupid written on my wall..
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05-11-2010 09:51 by
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I can't believe there are so many privacy risks involved in broadcasting my entire life on Facebook
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05-11-2010 09:44 by
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What other people think of you is none of your business.
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05-11-2010 09:40
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No seriously if Obama really cant work Playstation & Xbox's we have a real problem!!
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05-11-2010 09:39
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just updated my status........TAKE THAT SOCIETY!
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05-11-2010 09:13 by
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