love Funny Status Messages

   Just once in my life I'd love to make just the perfect amount of spaghetti for myself. Anyways, if you're hungry come on over. And bring like five friends.

   I don't know about you, but I love paying $1,600 on an iPhone. Thank you, who ever is in charge.

   Love going on brewery tours. It's fun watching drunk people pretend to understand science.

   Me: Ooh, I love those pretty Christmas lights hanging over the street. Cop: Those are traffic lights, what's exactly in the thermos ma'am?

   I LOVE JESUS!

   First, Love Yourself!..........Everyone Else, get in line!!!

   Love is that feeling you get when you meet that special someone who hates all of your friends.

   so really..what was Meatloaf talking about when he sang he'll do anything for love, but he wont do that?

   Twitter makes me love people I've never met and Facebook makes me hate people I know in real life.

   I love being called silly, strange, weird, different, odd, etc. I always take it as a compliment.

   How is LIL WAYNE, a man with a wife, ex-wife, 5 baby mommas, 3 boos, 2 hoes an a partridge in a pear tree, gonna tell me how to love.

   I love Scrooge McDuck for his personality, not his wealth.

   I used to love when my parents left little notes in my lunch box when I was a kid, like "Get an A or don't bother coming home".

   I love this oscillating fan 5 out of every 15 seconds

   You know that song... You give love a bad name...Pretty sure that was meant for me.

   I may hate waiting. But I love procastinating.

   I burned my mouth on my pizza and I feel this is a strong metaphor showing me that the ones we love can hurt us the most.

   If hearing “I love you” was enough, we’d all buy parrots and live happily ever after

   I love it when I open the dryer door and money falls out instead of my cat .

   "The greatest ironies of life: having the right person at the wrong time, having the wrong person when the time is right, and finding out that you love someone after that person walks out of your sight ...."